джагермейстер... давно хотел попробовать. На что похож?

I don't now of any really similar drinks....it's a bit like black liquorice but spicier. And 70-proof...whee!

Sorry about the lack of [my terrible] russkiy, too lazy to reconfigure windows to allow the russian keyboard layout

the internet is so fun when under the influence

/bb/ really has it down

>roll

...И вдруг -- rick-roll!

hui sasi bydlo

OP, you are 40, aren't you?

а у вас там правда такие бошки, как в Саус Парке рисуют?

Ох ты блядь.

Я сегодня литр ягера выжрал и никак успокоиться не могу. Пойду водкой догоняться, лол, а то больше денег нету.

А как там у вас в Канаде? У нас по 490р в ДС-2 дают.

>>1063289 не бывает джагермейстера, и ламборджини. бывают ягермайстер и ламборгини. ты - хуй.

>>1063613 Ну если за транскрипцией следить, то он таки егамаста. Ну то есть совсем не так. Ну ты понел.

>>1063573
19 actually

• You hit the canadian.
• I hit the canadian?!

Я никогда не слышал новостей из Канады, а ты, анон?

>>1063780
I did hear the news from canada. I turned on the tv to channel 13 and there it was.

>>1063691
Then I may go to sleep. I thought I knew you.

>>1063841
You say your russian is terrible, and yet you understand everybody in this thread. Well fuck, russian is a bitch of a language, so congratulations on that, broseph.

>>1063872
(((((

>>1063841
I could have done it as well mate, but I don't have a TV here. I'm just a starveling hikki. so it goes.

Also, do Canadians have accents? Murrkans say you do but I can't tell a Canadian accent unless it's a REALLY thick one.

>>1063892
google translate :)))))))))

>>1063908
apparently we do, though a person who does not speak english as a first language probably couldn't tell the difference between us and americans

>>1063973
Well I'm pretty good at telling American accents apart (e.g. Southern accents, California, New York, New England) and still, I can't say OH THIS GUY IS CANADIAN right away. Like, does Kate from Lost have an accent? Sounds pretty much midwestern to me.

>>1064034
all i can really tell personally, among the various accents of north america, is "southern", "northern" (which sounds relatively normal), and canadian...which doesn't actually sound like an accent to me of course.

This is omitting those FRENCH of course. They are french.

>>1063908
google the canadian shift, ok. but i'm not sure everyone's got one as i'm into british accents mainly.
какой-то психоделичный тред. 3:23 пиздец.

also i really fucking love this site. it has all the crazy shit of every other *chan but there is actually SANE CONVERSATION here. too bad my russian is horrible.

ok finished the bottle of jager. excuse me while I fall over and die.

nomada thinks i should open the bottle of glorious vodka

nomad is a very smart man

>>1064278

huita

>>1064228
bottla is always openna. inna nammma of corovana.

>>1064379
da komrad

my liver is going to hate me

as are you guys..fuck i am so wasted i dont care if I end up on ED or lurkmore.ru lol though i am probably too insignificant and "bydlo"

hah my roomate just said "you're cut off" but he has to go to work and my neighbour just siad "you should probably stop drinking" but fuck him hah

О, канадец-кун, давненько тебя не видел!

>>1064672
yeah I was away for awhile. busy with school until april and then busy with work.

всегда хотел кленовый сироп попробовать, но у нас в магазинах найти не могу. разве-что какой-то аукцион в нэте откопал, но там дохера денег хотят за маленькую бутылочку.
он вообще дорогой у вас там в канаде?

>>1064889
fuck, it's available in corner stores in canada. tasty shit.

Да ты ж уёбок! По русски пиши, бля!
Хуи сосёшь там в своей канаде?

>>1064889 Сироп - дерьмо. Ничего особенного, невкусный он.
Типа кленовые опилки с сахаром.
Восемь долларов за 400 мл.

jagermaister or, if to put shortly is r fukin JAGA.
unbelievable Baikal + vodka.

also, it costs shit in canada or us.
its only in rashka bidlo do nadrachivat aboot JAGA

>>1065182
хуилки мудак.
это инвернтый сахар.
даром, что полученный из клена.