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Stranger: hey
You: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
Stranger: kay
Stranger: what happen?
You: some shit, it doesen't matter
You: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
Stranger: um you treat me rght
You: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Stranger: um ok you do that
You: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
Stranger: thats not weird at all
You: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
You: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
Stranger: wait
You: Don't fuck with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: from ?
You: North Korea
You: AIM MISSILES!
You: FIRE!!!
You: take it...
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You: Are you Хуита?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im Kelvin
You: lol hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: whats your name
You: sosni huica
Stranger: wow
Stranger: that unusual
Stranger: im tom
Stranger: hi
You: heil Hitler!
Stranger: :D
You: )
Stranger: m/f
You: m
Stranger: and me too
You: white male!
You: r u white??
Stranger: yes
You: fuck you nigger!
Stranger: :D
You: lol
Stranger: if you tihing dor that
Stranger: you do
You: ohh
Stranger: I don't love this
You: what
You: this stupid life?
Stranger: black or white
Stranger: fuck of
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