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>>676771 семен семеныч, ну что же вы, а?

вин, ящитаю

Умоляю, скажите мне что это спам-бот.

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You: Yo man!
Stranger: heyy
You: Wanna see some chat magic?
Stranger: yhh
You: OK, here we go
Stranger: kk
You: Watch this:
You: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
You: and now the trick!
You: see:
You: ЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯ
Stranger: haha wow
You: how's that?
Stranger: :L
You: That is my powah
Stranger: howd you do tat/?
Stranger: :L
You: Ever since I was a kid, people told me I'm special
You: I am the Lord of Letters
Stranger: how old ar you?
You: I have no age
You: For I am the lord
Stranger: okkk
Stranger: :L
You: Let's take another one
You: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
You: they will fall to my power right away!
You: ИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИ
You: hahahaha
Stranger: hoow
Stranger: shiiizzle i have to goo lord:L
Stranger: see you latterr
Stranger: tell me how another time:P
You: You are astonished, ain't ya?
Stranger: ii amm:L
You: Be blessed my child

Годно, ОП молодец.

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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Wanna see some magic?
Stranger: sure
You: I do chat magic
You: Watch this:
You: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
You: Now they will fall to my power!
You: Observe:
You: ЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯ
Stranger: baah
Stranger: :P
You: I rule over letters
You: Let's take five A's
You: AAAAA
You: I will deform them awfully in no time!
You: ДДДДД
Stranger: haha
You: Take asterisks
You: **********
You: May they thrive and grow!
You: ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ
Stranger: lol, nice
You: So, how's my magic?
Stranger: nice!
Stranger: appreciate it
You: Thanx

>>676976

>I am the Lord of Letters

ололо

>>676976
Айлолд!

Bwah! New epic win!

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Stranger: are you weird?
You: No
You: I just do a bit of magic
You: Chat magic
You: Wanna see some?
Stranger: and you call that not weird?
Stranger: how so?
Stranger: let me see a card trick!
You: No, I do chat magic
You: Wanna see my chat magic?
Stranger: show meeee
You: Watch this:
Stranger: yes yes yes
Stranger: watchinggg
You: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
You: Now, behold my powers!
You: ЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯ
Stranger: woah....
You: Mirroring!
You: But that is not all
Stranger: thats intense
Stranger: show me moree
You: Let us take five innocent A's
You: AAAAA
You: I will now deform them awfully in no time!
You: ДДДДД
You: And moreover, deliver the ultimate mayhem
You: ЛЛЛЛЛ
Stranger: nooooo
Stranger: not the A's
You: Yes, I tore away the horisontal strokes!
You: Haaaa
Stranger: why do you do this?
You: Here come the asterisks
You: *******
You: Seemingly small and harmless?
You: But may they now thrive and grow!
You: ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ
Stranger: im bored
Stranger: you have a finally or something?
You: YES!
You: The asterisks will now dominate and enslave the entire OMEGLE chat window!
You: ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ

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You: lol
You:   ▲
You: ▲ ▲
You: this will protect meh
Stranger: AHHH
Stranger: TAKE DOWN YA FORCE FIELDZ
Stranger: =[
You: HAHA NEVAH
You: D:
You:   ▲
You: ▲ ▲
Stranger: AHHH
Stranger: SO
Stranger: CONFUZING
Stranger: WELL
Stranger: YOUR TRIANGLE
Stranger: ARE NO MATCH
Stranger: FOR MAH CIRCLES
Stranger: 0O0O0O0O0o0o0O0
You: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~
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You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: I think, you are from Korea
Stranger: haha, not really
Stranger: where r u from, korea？
Stranger: why do u have such an odd opinion?
You: no, i'm Russian
Stranger: coz there r heap of korean here?
You: yup
Stranger: russia
Stranger: cool
You: Not realy
You: It's dirty country
Stranger: moscow?
You: no
Stranger: dirty, haha, kinda rob and stabled?
You: Yeah
You: I was raped two times
Stranger: haha, r u kidding me
You: no
You: It's true
Stranger: sorry for hearing that
Stranger: really really sorry
Stranger: take care
You: no problem
You: I like it
Stranger: u like being raped?
You: yes
Stranger: haha, that sonds sweet
You: I think so
Stranger: so u like bondage or sm way?
You: both of this
Stranger: have u ever given a shot to some abuse stuff
Stranger: wow,coool!
Stranger: but u r not a whore, arnt u?
Stranger: coz whore make me nausea
You: Wow, i think, you know everything about me
Stranger: haha, i have kinda black magic
Stranger: so do u like the anal way?
Stranger: or oral sex is better?
Stranger: would u mind to do the cyber here/
You: I think oral is better
Stranger: coz im horny
You: I like cocks
Stranger: i do have big dick

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Stranger: hai2u
You: Yo man
You: I can make chat magic!
Stranger: oh
Stranger: how?
You: So, watch this carefully:
You: RRRRRRRRRRRRRR
You: see?
Stranger: hmmmm
You: And now....
Stranger: i do not see
You: ЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯ
Stranger: hmmmm
Stranger: that is impressive
You: Of course it is
You: Can you do something like that?
Stranger: hmmmm
Stranger: not that i can think of
Stranger: only thing i can do is
Stranger: ß
You: You are stupid
Stranger: ÖL''/ÒÖu,ß▀¦▀▀▀Ì▀Ô
You: watch this
You: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
You: pabababam
You: ИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИ
Stranger: mkay
Stranger: so you reflect them
Stranger: somehow
Stranger: pardon me for not knowing how
You: I am the Lord of revert letters
Stranger: good for you
You: Enjoy my shining
You: I am your God for next few minutes
Stranger: ok
Stranger: sure
You: Your soul is mine now
Stranger: i beg to differ
You: I am fucking your soul
You: right now
Stranger: i'm not feeling it, penetrate deeper
You: Your soul is soooo horny
You: I think you will go to the hell after death
You: Because your soul is whore
Stranger: i sold my soul to santa
Stranger: you can't possibly have it
Stranger: he won't give it to anyone
You: I am Santa my kid
Stranger: no, you are god
You: Sometimes I rip my bucks
You: Santa is God. you dont know?
You: Be blessed my child
You: I will give you some lubricant for the Christmas
You: And after that
You: ill fuck your dady
You: cause he has great ass
Stranger: he gave me aids
You: enjoy your aids
You: OH SHI~
You: ill not fuck your father
You: ill fuck you
Stranger: ok
You: Are you ready?
Stranger: yes
You: Are you male?
Stranger: of course
Stranger: what did you think?
You: Its very goooood
You: I am gay actualy
You: And u?
Stranger: me too
You: marry me?
Stranger: sure
You: My last trick for today
You: just look
Stranger: mkay
Stranger: will you turn into woman?
You: No. I am fucking man. Gay but still a man
You: Look
You: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
You: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
You: And now
You: ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ
You: I have connect two lines into one
Stranger: wow
Stranger: you never seaze to amaze do you?
You: Its my duty
Stranger: cease xD
You: I am tired
You: Be blessed my child
Stranger: my penis in your anus
Stranger: have a good one

>>677273

You defiled the name of the Lord of Letters

>>677273 сорт вин

Трэд доставил, ОП, держи

Блеск!

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You: I do special magic
You: Chat magic
You: Wanna see my magic?
Stranger: Oh really?
You: Yes
Stranger: yes
You: Ok. here we go
You: Watch these:
You: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
You: And now, abracadabra!
You: ЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯ
You: Mirroring!
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: ....
Stranger: that is not a Special Characters?
You: No
You: That is my magic
You: And there's more to it
You: let's take these:
You: MMMMM
You: and these
You: WWWWW
Stranger: wow... I don't Believe it
You: I can melt them down together!
You: ЖЖЖЖЖ
Stranger: It just WWWWWW
Stranger: ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ
Stranger: ?
You: HAHAHA
You: yes
You: Let us indulge ourselves to some perverted pleasure of mayhem
You: Take several A's
You: AAAAA
You: I will mutilate them in no time
Stranger: What hahahahaha
You: ДДДДД
You: yes! deformation!
You: and more to it:
You: ЛЛЛЛЛ
You: amputation of the horisontal stroke!
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: where are you from?
You: I am Lord of Letters
You: From the Land of Reverse Letters

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You: Yo man
Stranger: oh hai
Stranger: ffs
You: I can do some magik
Stranger: I never get to be the stranger
Stranger: you can?
You: of course
Stranger: wow me
You: just look
You: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
You: see?
Stranger: cool story bro
You: Nooooo its just a begining
Stranger: tl;dr
You: rigt now...
You: ЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯ
Stranger: oh wows
Stranger: how'd ya do it?
You: I am the Lord of the Letters
Stranger: I see
Stranger: but I have skillz too
You: for example?
Stranger: dddddd|bbbbbb
You: you are fool
You: look this kid
You: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
You: ИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИ
You: eat this
Stranger: 〠_〠
Stranger: om nom nom
You: I am in your brain
You: fuck your thoughts
Stranger: :/
Stranger: oh dear
Stranger: you're making me think very disgusting thoughts
Stranger: stop it
You: No
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You: Now
You: Go and fuck your mother
Stranger: yes sir
You: actualy
Stranger: my reality is dissolving
You: I am your mother
Stranger: finding...hard..to..resist
You: I want you my son
Stranger: I want you too
You: Kill my husbend
Stranger: my tongue is flopping ouuutta my mouth
You: Your dady
Stranger: thinking about us together
You: And we will be together forever
Stranger: salivating over my keyboard
Stranger: oh noes
Stranger: he is dividing by zero on my ass
Stranger: my skins are melting
You: Nooooooooooooo
Stranger: ahh..nooo
You: wait
You: my magic can help you
Stranger: quick
Stranger: dripping thro floorboards
You: this tric will heal you
You: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: I can't hold on much longer
You: And now
You: ЧЧЧЧЧЧЧЧЧЧЧЧЧЧЧЧ
Stranger: 〠_〠
Stranger: strength returning
You: I will avenge for you
Stranger: skin healing
Stranger: I am quite deformed nao mother
Stranger: =[
You: I am afraid
You: Who the hell are you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: :O
Stranger: cyber orgasm ouuta my face
You: You are not my son
Stranger: what have you done to me?!
You: where is he?
Stranger: I'm in here
Stranger: under her breast
Stranger: I'm stuck
Stranger: greeny toxins gluing me down
You: ill kill you fucking alien
Stranger: muhahahah
Stranger: never!
Stranger: I smite you with small pox
You: i call FBI
Stranger: may your children die
Stranger: and your hair wither
You: they said that you are just a voice in my head
Stranger: they lie my pretty
Stranger: you are just a figment of your own imagination
Stranger: I am the reality
You: I am Neo?
Stranger: yes
You: give me goddamn tablet
Stranger: have 3
Stranger: you're in need of tthem
You: I need them
You: What can I do to get them?
Stranger: sit on the floor and flap your wings below your knees
Stranger: they will appear
You: It hurts
Stranger: then you're doing it right
Stranger: the sky should start to bleed
You: I bleed
Stranger: is it green?
You: Its red
Stranger: excellent
You: What are you thinking about?
Stranger: the tablets are kicking in
You: I am dying
Stranger: no my dear
Stranger: you are safe
Stranger: you're in a mental institution
Stranger: I'm trying to help you
You: I see a light
Stranger: it is jesus
Stranger: go forth
You: I dont trust in him actualy
Stranger: neither do I
Stranger: you must poke him in the eye with a sharp stick
Stranger: but quick
Stranger: before Mary sees you
You: He swears
Stranger: oh noes
Stranger: its worse than I had expected
You: What next my savior?
Stranger: a sign should fall from the sky
Stranger: it should read level 2
Stranger: head towards it
You: ok
You: I see a frog
Stranger: now there is a vodka bottle over yonder go get
Stranger: oh noes a frog
Stranger: this was not in my prophecy
You: It said that this game has a name
You: It named this game
You: battletoads
You: I am prety much fucked
Stranger: I'm afraid you're right
Stranger: theres little we can do nao
You: I am afraid
Stranger: its ok
Stranger: your death won't be too unpleasant
Stranger: the toad will most likely invite you round for buttsecks
You: I dont like it
Stranger: he will be gentle
Stranger: then you will go to your happy place
You: I need some lubricant
Stranger: he sweats like a pig
You: No he is not
Stranger: scrape some of it off his back
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: thats a first
Stranger: you may have to milk him
You: I like it
You: you know
You: he is so sexy
Stranger: he is rather handsome
Stranger: I'm quite jealous
You: He said that I have a narrow anus
Stranger: this is bad news
Stranger: he may return you
You: But where?
Stranger: to the land of thinmblton
Stranger: where all the nightmares go to die
You: What the hell is that?
Stranger: I've repressed all memories of it
Stranger: unspeakable crimes
Stranger: my brain is starting to cave
Stranger: the torture of it all
You: what did you see?
Stranger: giant cats
You: OH NO
Stranger: fleas the size of skyscrapers
You: They are everywhere, dont they?
Stranger: they certainly do
Stranger: a gang of them approached me
You: ill kill them with my sword
You: i have one
Stranger: they'll snap that junk with their tongues
Stranger: they beat me
You: My revenge will be terrible
Stranger: avenge my horrible life
Stranger: i used to be an innocent
You: You are gping to heaven
Stranger: why thank you
You: cause I am the God my son
Stranger: I love you Mr God
You: to be hounest I hate you
Stranger: =[
Stranger: story of my life
Stranger: one minute I'm minding my own business
Stranger: next a gang of fleas is making trouble in my neighbourhood
Stranger: then my auntie got scared and said you're moving with ur auntie and uncle in belair
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>>677767
>>677273
>>677272
>>677240

Это не ОП, в отличие от остального. И вообще, у вас какие-то анальные тренды в троллинге. Нафиг, спрашивается?

>>677849

Да что там, проебём на раз

>>677849
Это типа кто на пикче?

>>678081

новэй-тян же

>>678085
А я уж думал Лесли...