Америкосы не могут постить на дваче. Пошел нахуй.
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What force brought you here?
Are you into sports? What college have you attended?
You're waiting for Fallout 4?
I was told this means that I'm fishing for attention, I'm really not, I assure you. I was told to post here.
Someone from an imageboard let me know about this place and that I should post here. I'm not into sports really though I grew up watching the Los Angeles Lakers and I was a major fan of them for a long time until recent years as they've become terribly worse. I've attended college but only for a very short time and it wasn't even a full enrollment, I didn't have more than a couple classes a week and nothing good came out of it as the classes were really a scam.
I actually don't play videogames, though I was raised with Nintendo and as a kid I was glued to the Gamecube.
Ты мне вот что скажи, american: хуи сосешь?
>I was told this means that I'm fishing for attention, I'm really not, I assure you. I was told to post here.
This means that your picture too large to look. Make it smaller.
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If you were told to suicide, would you?
I had to upload the pictures as thumbnails due to the fact that the full sized pictures weren't accepted. I put the full sized pictures on Imgur.
Hey, how many you pay for internet?
Hi man i luv US, but i can't imigration((
Do you like Putin? What Americans think about him?
Go to forchan amerikan pindos pig
I ll paste url to forchan
http://vk.com/chan4
U pindos destructor
Stop sanctions
Fuck monkey obama
Well, I did it for you.
No, at least not immediately, over time perhaps. Being on the Internet I've been told many times to kill myself.
My parents, not I, pay something like $40/month and our speed is 40mb down / 8mb up.
</3 I'm sorry man, I think Russians would make much better immigrants than the ones we're getting now.
Fuking shakal!
How do you feel about heterosexuals?
>No, at least not immediately, over time perhaps. Being on the Internet I've been told many times to kill myself.
Now you can join 2ch family, анон.
Более-менее нормальный размер, а то этот поехавший картинки слишком большие загружает.
Putin is God or a false god?
гугль переводчик ыыыыы
I'm mostly indifferent to him. I think Putin does what any leader would do to protect their own country's interests and as a result he ends up getting a bad rap for it just like the US does with all of our endeavors in the Middle East.
Obama? I didn't vote for him and I don't endorse him.
Thank you!
And it's normal price? Do you have plan with 100mb/s?
Lol, internet in syberia krasnoyarsk cost ~7$ 40up/down - day 100mb - night.
Why you come in 2ch, if we almost talk in English with you?
Ну так у них же зарплаты в долларовом эквиваленте.
What's the tastiest fastfood restaurant in your area? I mean in Russia the highest level of fastfood chain is Carl's Jr. What do you like most?
Why KFC for niggers?
I'm generally against them, if there was a war against them I would gladly join it to fight them.
I feel at home in all but the language spoken :^)
We do have that kind of speed here but not in my area as far as I know. That kind of speed is from what I know mostly found in large cities whereas I live in a mostly rural area.
Nice to see some diversity, we don't get much of it here.
>I'm generally against them, if there was a war against them I would gladly join it to fight them.
What do you choose? Fork in the eye? Or anal sex?
Do you speak any other languages? Or only English?
Блядь, да даже в Москве негры в кфц ходят. Это генетическое.
>~7$ 40up/down - day 100mb - night.
На русском: Говна купил, у меня за эти деньги круглосуточно 100 мегабит.
In English: Shit bought, I have for the money round the clock 100 megabits.
Fuck you, bitch, suka, i hate usa and you, your goverment kill people, also in your country too much propaganda about bad Russia. i really want you die
Good choice for a board, man.
We have bigger and better webms with sound.
We have bigger and better webms with sound.
Perhaps you mean that the English spoken here isn't good? But I'm able to understand it. I don't mind if there's some miscommunication at points.
I think Jack In The Box is what's considered the most upscale fast food establishment in my town, we don't have Carl's Jr. I personally prefer Subway however.
Niggers really enjoy fried chicken.
I'm glad to be of assistance.
The best punishment for the heteros or 'breeders' if you will is sexual enslavement.
I speak a very small amount of Spanish, perhaps enough to strike a conversation for a short time. I want to learn more and to learn other languages but I'd be lying if I said I know anything else. I've played around with the Ukrainian course on Duolingo however. I know how to say for example: я люблю каву. I'm not more than a few lessons in however.
I'd like to say hello to you, our american friend. Please don't think that russia is a citadel of evil, no matter what your politicians tells you. We are a good people mostly, and we want to live in peace.
> я люблю каву
Слава Украине!
Ну що тут можно сказати? Слава Україні!
I don't think your serious honestly. I know there are many Americans out there with an anti-Russian outlook but I'm not one of them, I don't think America is any more special than Russia or deserves better treatment internationally. I hope you understand that some Americans really have no ill will for Russia, most in fact don't really know much about Russia.
I'm used to webms with sound though.. (KC)
I'm with you on that, I don't want any conflict between our countries.
Do you have such a dollchan tools? Pic strongly related. Easier scrolling and posting, infographics and etc.
>I've played around with the Ukrainian course on Duolingo however.
Seriously? Why this language? It isn't so popular.
> I'm with you on that, I don't want any conflict between our countries.
Yes, i want live in peace too, but i don't think it's possible;
the hell is that thing near your sup /b ?
>I'm with you on that, I don't want any conflict between our countries.
You're disgusting fag, a moral monster. Fuck in the ass. Licking cum. Fuck Gayrope. Go away, pidor.
героям слава!
I haven't tried dollchan, I'm kinda skeptical of it and I don't use KC enough to really make use of it.
I wanted to try out a slavic language and at least at the time that was the only one on there. I heard they were working on a course for Russian as well though.
I think we'll be alright, at least so far there is no direct military conflict between us and I don't think it'll get to that point any time soon.
I'm not sure what you're referring to.
What is KC you mentioned?
Krautchan /int/
>I'm not sure what you're referring to.
I mean this witness with CALIFORNIA, what is this
Our TV everyday says bad thing about USA and good about our military power, i think on usa channels you can see something simular.
давайте опа както затроллим
My ID card?
Definitely, our main channels have always painted our rivals under the banner of "The Axis of Evil", it's generally accepted by the media that any country not allied with our interests (or those of our government) is inherently evil.
This is to large isn't it?
The ID card? It's not too big, it fits snugly in my wallet, it's just vertically oriented for some reason.
>The ID card? It's not too big, it fits snugly in my wallet, it's just vertically oriented for some reason.
why is so much paper on it?
Соме реасон.
Jesam srbin
London is the capital of greab britain.
briliant anglish
>I'm an American
go away, pidor
go away, pidor
I didn't want to give out too much info, they put a lot about you on the card, enough to identify you with given the city and the photo.
Толстишь, так не говорят о своем незнании языка
mein name is adolf
pidoraha nezametna, sazhi
Why haven't you switched to Linux yet? What's stopping you?
I didn't read a tread.
OP, In the Internet there are a lot of videos where police kills citizens without any reason, does it happen often in USA?
OP, In the Internet there are a lot of videos where police kills citizens without any reason, does it happen often in USA?
What did you say bout may sirno?
White man doesn't have to fuck with linux, when there is comfortable mac and windows.
up 5 days, 22:11, load average: 0.35, 0.60, 0.69
I can only go by the videos that are released, I haven't had any problems with the police though they're to be avoided generally.
Yeah, everybody know - if you see any cop nearby, you need to take cover.
>sirno
Пиздец мразь
Двачую.
Видно, что автор рузке, ибо предложения построены по руссзке граматическим правилам и применены крнструкции русзке. Петух не умеет в ангрйски синтаксис.
Hello everyone, chinese here! Ask your answers.
Палишься, умник.
Did you suck koks, mandarian?
Wanna some Syberia?
>Eye color description on a passport.
Fucking hell. Do you need to fill form for your dick size too?
ОПхуй и пиздабол. Обоссал его тупую жирную мамашу, саганул и скрыл нахуй эту хуйню.
Proigral.
Op.
Go to hui
Nope
Yep
Go to hui
Nope
Yep
Юнайтэд статес из а бульщит! Вудъю лайк ту сак му боллз? Go nyashitsa pod pledickom.
We have our height and weight listed as well, when I took the photo for the ID card I had to remove my glasses so the eye color would show up in the photo. They also have you scan your thumb in a machine every time you go to the DMV for each part of the process.
Did you seen your debt?
Oi, fuckboy, check this box, so we could know that you is you.
Hello, Atlantidian here, ask your questions.
You like to fuck each other in the ass?
LET'S HELP FUCK THESE TWO FOREIGNERS. WOULD BE GREAT TO C HERE CHINAMERICAN GANGBANG
THREESOME WITH RUSSIAN VASYA
Абу огороди от ереси неродной!
GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU BOZO.
>your
I don't have any loans.
Oh thanks, it doesn't show on the popup form, only on the bottom of the page.
your govt has
Гайс, а есть сайты где к примеру, ты ищешь себе партнера чтобы взаимно обучаться языкам? То есть, допустим, я native speaker of russian и есть некто, кто хочет учиться рашшн лэнгвидж, а я хочу обучиться его эспаньолу или френчу и мы такие друг другу способствуем по мере сил.
NO, YOU HELP ME, MANYA
I suppose that's a problem for the government, there's nothing I can do about their spending habits.
Ты же понимаешь, что чайниз кал любой хуй может с алиэскпресса заказать?
Yeah, man, you better learn some russian 'couse we gonna liberate you some time soonish.
OP JUST LOOKING FOR A GAY-FRIEND, CAUSE NO MORE UNENGAGED FAGS THERE IN U.S. AFTER FAGMARRIAGE LEGALISATION
我要学习俄语
Y dont u love heterosexuals, dude? i'm curious about that.
>我要学习俄语
^#𒸴^&38#82;';;"","&&'8##*@,#;^#7##,;#;&'8$,33^7327^3:$;
И я тоже твою маму ебал. Ну серьезно, что-то от этого треда я дико угорел по общению с носителями языка, неужто никто не придумал сайта, где поехавшие, подобные мне, могли бы кооперироваться?
Оп пиздабол. Сага скрыл
да
How can one love heteros? It's a sin to be attracted to the opposite sex.
Here's chinese rozetka
MURICA! FUCK YEAH!
В голос блеать!
Are you from NAMBLA? We have many schoolboys here. Please take them to your country.
I hope u r not seroious. The Almighty God told us, that opposite sex is the only choice. And if u still doubt - girls got boobs, and it's so attractive!
>да
>How can one love heteros? It's a sin to be attracted to the opposite sex.
>да
>How can one love heteros? It's a sin to be attracted to the opposite sex.
LEVITICUS 20:13
Yes, I would like to.
I simply don't think vagina can compete with a man's penis.
OP, have you ever seen any Russian movies? If yes, than which movies were that? And if not, would you be intrested?
Так то лучше. Предположим, что я тебе поверил. Пили кулстори - где конкретно ты живешь, как там оказался, нравится ли тебе и так далее.
I forgot to mark ОП on this one
>LEVITICUS
I don't go by the bible you go by.
I haven't but I would like to if there's some with English subtitles.
GO TO YOUR 4CHANG, MASS-SHOOTER!
>OP, have you ever seen any Russian movies? If yes, than which movies were that? And if not, would you be intrested?
ZELYONI SLONIK IS MY FAVOURITE
Interesting fact: One US dollar equals sixty six our wooden money. If you'll come to Russia, you'll be a rich man. All fresh pussy's will be yours.
It isn't just compete, it wins almost everytime. if u got opposite point i'm just sad for u, srsly.
itt gay murican invades 2ch
Ти что, он же презирает гетеро, так что только если all fresh cocks and buttholes.
Is this a lot of money?
AMERICAN NEGROPRESIDENT SUCKING A BIG RUSSIAN COCKS. GO AWAY AND TAKE YOUR DEMOCRACY, COCA COLA, SNIKERS AND STAR WARS WITH YOU. U.S. IS COUNTRY OF FAGGOTS
>sin
Oh boy, here we go!
>Is this a lot of money?
Enough to buy a big black doldo for your cancered fagot's ass.
Well, if you're talking about soviet films, there is absolutely no problem, they are mostly in public domain, and you can find them even on youtube and with subtitles too. Here I googled first that came into my mind (I like this one):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6H-9xk2nb8
It might be more difficult with newer films, but if you have something particular in mind, I can help you with that. At least the hyped ones (like Leviathan) should definately be on the internet and translated.
How about literature? I was always interested how much foreigners know about our culture.
sinus
На севере Китая. Chinese Government Scholarship на магистратуру. Да, хотя китайская еда не нравится.
300$ is a average monthly wage/salary here, babyboy.
Кунг Фу панду знаешь?
Sup OP
I'm russian living in CA
I'm russian living in CA
I'll definitely watch that one, thanks for the link. As for literature I've never really been one for reading, I read articles and such but books have never been my fortay, I know that's a problem with Americans..
Oh :( that's not much here.
Whereabout?
Сам туда отправился или кто-то подсобил?
Как там в целом? Бурятки норм?
Bay area
I can live like two weeks on this.
>Sup OP
>I'm russian living in CA
SUP YOU BOTH, I'M AMERICAN, LIVING IN RUSSIA. GUESS MY NAME
Панд не видел, хотя где-то рядом должен быть зоопарк. Есть дохрена мест, которые стоит посетить, но “можно вывести сыча из сычевальни, а вот сыча из сыча никогда”.
да вы, батенька, боярен!
Are you US Ambassador?
Снежный Дэн.
JOHN CENA
Mr. Snowden, what are you doing here?
That's cool, I'm in SoCal. How do you like the Bay Area?
Here that much is about a quarter of one week's rent.
Vladimir?
Bunch of hipsters, fags and it-hipster fags
NOPE. IF IT'S SO DIFFICULT FOR U, JUST SAY HI TO MICHAEL S. ROGERS FROM EDDIE
504=200
2004=800
you pay 800 monthly? In bay area you cant rent a doghouse for this much
>504=200 2004=800
504=200
2004=800
fixed
>Vladimir?
No Jack.
OP, 4chan's Yotsuba Blue works on this board, too, check it out if you have Stylish for FF\Chrome
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/96CBTLH9
picrelated
Bout rent: why so much muricans rent houses or flats, but not buying them? Is it cost too much? In russia, almost everybody tries to buy a shity flat so it could be owned. Very curios about this topic.
In some stated flats and houses are SO EXPENSIVE
>flats
Пидоры используют архаизмы из советских учебников ангрискова. Сажи уебкам.
I don't rent a place but that's about what it costs in my area, between 600 USD and 1400 USD by the month.
I actually prefer Futaba, the red one.
Our cheapest housing comes in the form of condominiums, usually running $20,000 at the lowest and that's a lot of money for some people, those that can get a mortgage usually will buy a place eventually.
Отправился с помощью универа, но можешь и без него.
Учитывая стипендию в 3000 юаней - охуенно. Тянки как и везде - есть няшные, есть не очень.
i didnt use the word apartaments because i thought he may be he doesnt know it
kun
>архаизмы
Значение знаешь?
>he may be he
проебался, но понял
But they still say flat in UK
are you from LA or like some shitty place on mexican border?
АРХА ИЗМЫ
OP, do you suck cocks? And how about doing a barrel?
Но он-то пиндос.
I'm in the Central Valley of California, it is indeed a shitty place but it's not on the mexican border.
yes, yes
but the guy who said flats first is rusian, he doesnt know
ПИДОРАСЫ, ПРОМЕНЯВШИЕ РОДИНУ НА СОСАНИЕ ЗАМОРСКИХ ХУЕВ ИТТ
gtfo, attentionwhore
пидорахен в кубе, кричащий про гниющий запад, итт
What porno do you like?
Fuck you you fucking GAYmerican! You are all fat stupid faggots! You want to get control over the world, but the only thing you will get is Russian dick in your ass! Obama is nigger monkey shit who will lead your country to absolute destruction! CUMerica is going to stop existing soon, and your dollars are going to be used to wipe ass!
I am pissing on your face, peendos.
I am pissing on your face, peendos.
хохол порвался
No, but thanks.
Gay Interracial & Brazilian
I like BaileyJay. She's so cute!
Hi.
>если назвал пидорахой значит хохол!
Какой же ты тупой. Ссыканул тебе на еблет
What at the popular memes on 4chan these days?
>Gay Interracial & Brazilian
Это уже слишком толсто, даун TOO FAT, TRY AGAIN
Prosnis, ti obosralsya
Петух не знает про брит.
Kek, Donetsk People's Republic and Shyngys.
Do you have HIV?
No.
Yes.
HOW DO YOU FIND THE PROCESS OF SUCKING?
What are the of course
autofix
What do you think about recent acquisition of 4chan by hiroyuki?
Also, name your waifu.
I mostly use Krautchan and Livechan.
I was born with HIV.
I don't understand the question.
I want US citizenship. Can you marry me? I'm male.
4chan sucks. My waifu is Socrates.
Я думал в таком треде будут вопросы об эмиграции, жизни на западе и менталитете тамошнего населения, но надо же, набежала толпа припизднутых пидоранов, не знающих даже английского, в силу чего они срут прямо в гугл переводчик и заливают сюда весь свой сочный баребух.
ABAMA ABIZYANA
ABAMA ABIZYANA
Да успокойся ты уже. Заебал.
You've got cancer too?
Yes.
I'm not really concerned with 4chan. AshleyJ is my waifu.
sure
no
Да знаю я. Я предпочитаю британский английский, вместо пиндоской хуйни. Comprende?
А зачем мне знать английский? Я же не хипстерок, мечтающий съебать на запад. Мне нахуй не нужно знать язык врагов и предателей Родины.
Bro, would u join ISIS with me?
OP, what do you think about Trump?
How long doctors say you will live?
Do you love BBC? I know you know what I mean.
SQUIRT IN FACE, SQUIRT IN FACE, SQUIRT OF CHAMPAGNE IN THE FACE
>об эмиграции
>пидоранов
>сочный баребух
Cockhole in a nutshell.
Why america is gay country? And gayrope too.
It's so liberal. I mostly watch RT.
I'm already serving ISIS.
I think he's a fraud and people are too trusting of him when his actions ought to speak louder than his words.
Of course, who doesn't?
Becuase homosexuality is superior.
Are new PCs and PC parts very expensive in the US? Comparing 4chan's and 2ch's hardware threads, it looks like Americans have much better computers (unless they're console gamers). What say you?
Uh-oh, u'r faster than me :-(. CU in Ar-Raqqah, mujahid.
I haven't yet built a PC though I'd like to one day, I'm not familiar with the prices of computer parts in general.
инша'аллах
When will you die?
>you guys find me exotic or some such thing
Lolwhat? Who the fuck are you anyway?
After sex with your mum, azazazaza
In old age preferably.
That was what I was told. I'm just an American imageboard dweller.
So whats exotic in you? Nothing.
Not a /b/tard, may I hope?
How about blowing yourself up on the cause of ISIS ir dying from HIV?
I...I guess.
As stated before I don't use 4chan.
I'm spreading HIV through various homosexual acts as part of my service to ISIS.
Russian and American folks are friends, aren't they?
I would hope so!
Do you recognise Nicolas Cage on private russian party?
Hey, OP, take a photo of your electric socket with a sup from OPpic in frame.
Proigral!
Op, are you fat?
Then what are your favorite boards (as sites, eg 2ch.hk) and boards (as boards on a site, eg /b/)? I only know one non-Russian image board :\
OP, are you with us?
PIDOR
heh
Okay, I'll try to do that if I'm understanding correctly what you asked.
http://i.imgur.com/qQ1OsqX.jpg
somewhat
Krautchan, Livechan, I occasionally like to browse 8chan. I haven't used 4chan for a matter of years and most other English-speaking imageboards look down on 4chan posters.
yes
OP, do you take drugs?
Yes, and dicks too.
not unless you count coffee
Either my eyes are deceiving me or you are not using Windows. Care to post your desktop here or in our desktop thread? https://2ch.hk/wp/res/49343.html
I would but I'm just using default Puppy Linux with XFCE installed over it, I also hide the taskbar so you'd just see the default XFCE background with a couple icons.
Op which girl do you like more from these pics and why?
But he preferrs males.
Puppy Linux? Lol. Your laptop is so slow? Why you just dont buy new one?
Обе тянки. Но, если брать с целью продолжения рода и будущего оплодотворения, то — справа. У неё более широкие бедра, легче будет рожать.
Oh, really?
>справа. У неё более широкие бедра
The left, it has visible tits whereas the other one...
I was just memeing friend.
I was running Mint before, the laptop is fine, it's just a complicated situation where it makes more sense to use Puppy.
Я проебал. Слева, конечно же.
So you're not following ISIS, not having HIV and even not gay? Fucking faggot, we all trusted you here and you lied.
Значит ты говноед.
Left? Shes ugly as fuck. Oh my, what a bad taste.
Jees... clean your laptop
О вкусах не спорят, няша. И это при том, что свою точку зрения я аргументировал. Очень жаль, что я плохо умею в английский, поэтому отвечу на русском.
I don't know what use there is for a flat chest..
hehe yeah, I was trying to keep the keyboard out of the picture as best as possible, if I showed the entirety of it it'd look as if I came all over it multiple times
memeboy itt
yeah... "it'd look as"
:^^^)
>eyes BRN
SUP NIGGA!
Are you implying I'm black?
OP why someone tells you to post something on DVACH (2ch.hk)? What do you actually want from us?
Well they said it would make a good thread.. I don't want anything in particular. I thought y'all might've have some interesting questions.
Well, let me introduce you to some memes and traditions of our board, I hope i'm not too late.
This is YOBA or peka, you may have seen it before. It originated from /vg/ in 2008-9 when we began to troll console peasants. Because of the malicious grin it's often used in greentext stories butthurt-threads or бугурт-треды here nowadays. Also, the stories are written like this:
BATYA father SEES YOU FAPPING
@
-NO PC FOR YOU UNTIL THE NEXT MONTH!
@
YOUR POOKAN butt BECOMES THE NEW CHERNOBYL hurts so much that explodes
I can tell more about them if you want me to.
Also i should say that our board is extremely cancerous. In 2014 there was a popularity splash in our social network VK.com that lured in a lot of newfags, normies and girls, so now there always are camwhoring, attention whoring, virgin and loser threads. Oldfags always sage and wipe them.
This is YOBA or peka, you may have seen it before. It originated from /vg/ in 2008-9 when we began to troll console peasants. Because of the malicious grin it's often used in greentext stories butthurt-threads or бугурт-треды here nowadays. Also, the stories are written like this:
BATYA father SEES YOU FAPPING
@
-NO PC FOR YOU UNTIL THE NEXT MONTH!
@
YOUR POOKAN butt BECOMES THE NEW CHERNOBYL hurts so much that explodes
I can tell more about them if you want me to.
Also i should say that our board is extremely cancerous. In 2014 there was a popularity splash in our social network VK.com that lured in a lot of newfags, normies and girls, so now there always are camwhoring, attention whoring, virgin and loser threads. Oldfags always sage and wipe them.
Do you have any questions?
Ребят, что ОП интересного сказал? Про образование говорил?
Basicly there are a lot of schoolboys, autists, etc these days. So you won't find very interresting conversation. Just common talk.
Дропнул шарагу, живёт с маман. Свой парень, короче.
Сказал что пидор и мемчики не знает. Не шучу.
Но потом отказался от своих слов.
> 2015
> Пояснять за пека
Они давно уже его знают, после набегов и падений двача.
I've heard of Yoba, it's very popular on Krautchan which likely has its own share of "Sosach" posters. I've also heard a lot from Russian posters about how this site is supposedly really bad but I've never really checked it out and I don't know what kind of topics are really discussed. Aside from these shitty kinds of threads you've mentioned, what kind of content exists here?
I suppose. I don't have many interests and therefore not many questions but I wonder, I've seen pictures of entire sections of markets devoted to vodka, is that to be found anywhere in Russia? Also, is it very common for Russians to dwell on emigration? I've gotten that kind of vibe from Russians on imageboards.
There are two chairs . At one dicks, on the other sharp peaks. On which you will sit down, on which a mother planted?
I've heard this one before, if I remember correctly you're supposed to say "I would sit on the one with the dicks."
Great man.
Yoba-threads, fap-threads, virgin whining-threads, webm-threads, you laugh you lose threads, "bioproblem" threads, poltics and occasional serious discussions. It's really not as bad as it is portrayed on krautchan. And there also other boards aside from /b/. There is a board for girls, for example. Or for people that are older than 30.
You're still here? Great! Tell me about your education. How difficult is it to enroll in your universities if I am a foreigner?
Nope, you should take peaks and cut dicks, and plant your mother on your knees
>what kind of content exists here?
/au / bi / biz / bo / c / em / fa / fiz / fl / ftb / hh / hi / me / mg / mlp / mo / mov / /mu / ne / psy / re / sci / sf / sn / sp / spc / tv / un / w / wh / wm / wp/ /di / diy / mus / pa / p / wrk / trv] [gd / hw / mobi / pr / ra / s / t / web/ /bg / cg / es / mmo / moba / tes / vg / wr/ /a / fd / ja / ma / vn/ /d / b / soc / media / r / abu / rf /][fg / fur / gg / ga / h / ho / hc / e / fet / sex / fag/ /po / wn/
It is true about strong alcohol, it has it own section in stores.
And yes, we have some people who hates Russia and wetdreams about emigrations.
Ему-то откуда знать? Он не иностранец, тупой ты уёбок.
Что? Это простой вопрос. С ним иностранца не учились? И где тогда спрашивать если не у американца?
У тех, кто укатил отсюда, разумеется. У него ты можешь про университетскую жизнь спросить, но ты вот, блядь, знаешь, как в Рашке иностранцу в ВУЗ устроиться? Или как правильно визу оформить?
That's cool, from what I was told on KC it seemed a lot worse than that. It seems there's plenty of variety.
I'm not entirely sure, I would imagine our visas for students are generally more accesible than those for work and we do have funding specifically for international students which US citizens don't have access to, that includes grants and loans from the US government as well as programs provided by specific colleges and universities. I've been told by other Americans (online) that they have almost 50% of their student body as intenational students but I haven't encountered such a thing. The last time I was at a college or university it seemed to be mostly Americans but probably a lot of Mexican citizens too. Someone told me it's popular for international students to go to the Midwest of the country where living is generally cheaper.
That is simply amazing. Do you have the picture of the stuff bear holding a sign that says something like "I'm not for sale, I sell vodka."?
ШО ЗА НАХ У НИХ ТАМ ЦВЕТ ГЛАЗ УКАЗЫВАЮТ?
You've actually glued pieces of paper on top of your papers instead of just covering it in mspaint?
What is the most retarded thing in US in terms o goverment and regulations?
НУ ТУПЫЫЫЫЕ!
>У тех, кто укатил отсюда, разумеется.
Но где же таких искать?
*stuffed bear
I used tape, it seemed quicker at the time.
That's a good question for someone who works in the government honestly but the most retarded thing I've come across is a technicality that makes it impossible to rent a postal box unless you're a homeowner. We also have little in the way of e-government, most things still require physical documents or in person interaction as well as waiting times and there's fees for almost everything. Nothing runs smoothly if the government is involved.
> most things still require physical documents
That's how it should be. Nothing shall be considered "serious" or legitimate when it's placed on the internet.
What is the attitude towards torrents and piracy in US? I heard it counts as crime there, while in оця соцптяу it's not prohibited, a lot of people use pirated Windows and play pirated games.
It's not a piracy, it's a liberation.
What about racism? On the media everything so ping and fluffy and everybody love each other no matter race, but what about actual people mentality? Please share some thoughts, we dont have muck blacks here.
*much
do u hate nigers
Do you suck dicks?
Perhaps that's best but it's costly when government offices are at a great distance and you just need some small thing done.
Our country is very strict on piracy, I know of someone personally who had to go to court over some torrent because his VPN shut off at some point and his IP got exposed. We have the occasional news release about some guy getting fined an obscene amount over a miniscule download of some MP3s or something of that sort. I think the legal system here just knows people are afraid and will pay any amount they can extort from them.
Well, we have a strutcture in place where "whites" - "White. A person having origins in any of the original peoples of Europe, the Middle East, or North Africa. It includes people who indicate their race as "White" or report entries such as Irish, German, English, Scottish, Italian, Lebanese, Near Easterner, Arab, or Polish.[16] - are supposed to feel bad about supposed crimes of their ancestors even if their ancestors got here a generation ago. Most "white" people are afraid of being called racist so they just avoid topics about race. Blacks and latinos are both very open about race and sometimes try to agitate each other or get sympathy from the government to allow them to break laws such as by entering the country illegally and getting asylum. Day in and day out it's just a matter of de facto segregation, whites live where whites live, blacks where blacks live, etc. I have my own distinct view on the current racial situation but it's not pertinent to the question.
somewhat
everyday
OP, do you watch CP?
no
I see. Inherited culpability much.
OP please take a photo of your dick
Лол, наконец настоящий американец, а не очередные школьники с грамматикой уровня пятиклашки.
no u
Do a barrel roll! I dare you!
Didnt read thread
Also, how much money you pay on taxes, house rent, food, water etc?
And how much you recieve from work?
fucking shit american pidor son of a bitch seriously, take a photo of something else at least
I'm NEET, I don't know what that's called in Russian. I make $0 and pay $0 every month.
What do you want a photo of?
We all know what does NEET mean from Japanese culture
obviously, anime. I watched one title where was RESCUE-TEAM full of NEETs, it was really fun
Also, in russian this called: Безработный дурак, который сидит на шее у мамы.
try google-translate this.
Being NEET in Russia is extremely hard, so there are no NEETs. lol
>NEET
Сыч
I've been told it's only possible to be NEET in Moscow and St. Petersburg where you can be a landlord.
This guy gave you right writing of russian NEET.
Сыч.
Cuz they are just sitting at home doing nothing, like owl in tree hollow, lol
They lied. I'm from Muhosransk and my parents work instead and for me.
Not true. You can suck money rom you parents and be an useless asshole in any point o the globe.
Пошёл нахуй и шмару свою забери.
Not in Somali though.
Photo of your hand, for example, don't know, it's the first thing I came up with
Ну что дали вам пососать, сегодня Сирия, а завтра...
ты что несёшь, болезненный?
Пизды дали вам, а вы все сосете, лижите.
Кому "вам", ёпта? Кому "вам"? Тут ты и я вдвоём, кто "вы" то ёпта?
Those towns are our capitals also known as Default City 1 and Default City 2.
There is also third DC, lol, Novosibirsk. Or Omsk, or Ekaterinburg, lol. We are in debates on this issue for an years. Its our local meme
But nevermind, only in Moscow and St.P you can be NEET, in another town you will die immediately if you dont have parents who will give you food.
Le Reddit is one of my favorite sites.
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send me
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give me
send me
davay pocazhi mne you black dick
give me
Я просил уже
тред не читал
op usa is a lying bitch of a state.
usa made politics a synonim of wild bullshit
not that u re responsible though
op usa is a lying bitch of a state.
usa made politics a synonim of wild bullshit
not that u re responsible though
американец без пруфов получается
Well, it shows. Why are you here, anyway?
OP there are two people already waiting for your dickpic
Americanec, help me - pikc me up
I'll be the 3rd.
Interpals.
I already answered that in the OP and several other times.
They'll be waiting until hui.
Sure, we'll be waiting until you show us your hui
OP, leave this shitty board,and never again mess with Russians
t. Ukrainian
t. Ukrainian
Dude, how do you like our scenery?
What, why?
it's pretty good, the first pic looks like the aftermath of an apocalypse
>it's pretty good, the first pic looks like the aftermath of an apocalypse
Your language and certain words show that you are not a native speaker, probably a student of linguistic department. Expose yourself, americans do not speak like that.
Не знаю, не знаю, тот чувак, который пишет без глаки "ОП треда" вполне себе носитель языка, по-моему.
What words? I don't get what you're hinting at, I'm typing just as I would talk in everyday life.
The problem is that an average 4chan poster perpetually does dozens of mistakes and misspels, punctuation problem also is ubiquitous. Also you use words outside of the common vocabulary basis. So you should be a russian student who somehow got the foreighn ID.
I've said multiple times I don't use 4chan. And so what if my spelling is good? Just because I'm American doesn't mean I have to be a drooling retard 100% of the time. I'm not perfect either, earlier in the thread I fucked up 'you're/your'.
>без глаки "ОП треда"
Но я же обращался к ОПу.
Where did you get your education?
Ты учишь нейтиву, хотя сам — русский.
I dropped out in the 9th grade. The internet is my sole educator.
Паста с форчана, расходимся!
>Я не мог загрузить файлы величину здесь, см: http://imgur.com/a/kW7PB
привет! Привет всем, я американец. Мне сказали, я должен отправить здесь на 2-канальный и что вы, ребята находят меня экзотика или некоторые такие вещь. Я здесь, чтобы ответить на любые интересующие Вас вопросы обо мне и что я могу ответить о моей стране. Пожалуйста, имейте в виду, что, хотя я написал на русском на Квиток я на самом деле не в состоянии понять язык сожалению. И я сожалею о несоответствии между отметкой времени и текущего времени, у меня были некоторые трудности с поиском кнопку, чтобы сделать нить и с искаженным.
I AM GAY! GAY! GAY!
I LIKE LONG BIG COCKS!
I'M A SUPA DUPA GAY!
I LIKE LONG BIG COCKS!
thank you for your attention.
I LIKE LONG BIG COCKS!
I'M A SUPA DUPA GAY!
I LIKE LONG BIG COCKS!
thank you for your attention.
Can you give us a tip how to detect an american. It should be an explicit question easy to answer for an american but not for a russian. Something tricky.
>and i hope for your support.
—wanna suck my dick dry, faqboy?
"What is the definition of terrorism?"
If the person is capable of answering that question without stumbling over their words and contradicting themself then they're not an American for sure.
What is the definition of terrorism?
wanted to confess guys: I want to fuck a dude.
no homo
no homo
You can ask a russian the same about the patriotism.
doing bad stuff and not being a democracy
Will it work for an average imageboard user? They appear to be more educated.
have oil but not share
It should but there'll be some cases when it doesn't, maybe 1 in 100 americans online could realistically answer that question.
OP IS FAGGOT.
So putin is a terrorist?
Hutin is a GAY! who loves to suck big cocks.
He said it himself!
What time it is for you now?
04:23, it's near my bedtime
hey fagss join our shitty chat https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int
we need some sosachers for some discussion
we need some sosachers for some discussion
very good webm
LMAO DAT GRANNY
4:20 and all family woke up? Whats wrong with you all
>4:20 PM
>PM
Необучаемая пидораха.
По твоему он должен знать номера законов чужой страны?
Проебался чет
Nvm, i was fucked up.
> keep in mind that though I've written in Russian
> that though
> что хотя
!!!
¿¿
Nice talking to you, OP. Come back some time.
:^) maybe one day if I learn how to speak slav
How much can i earn as a waiter in SF if i work 15 hours a day?
Да это же Владивосток на первой фотографии!
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Годный тред
привет! Hello everyone, I'm an American. I was told I should post here on 2ch and that you guys find me exotic or some such thing. I'm here to answer any questions you have about me and what I can answer about my country. Please keep in mind that though I've written in Russian on the paper slip I'm not actually able to understand the language unfortunately. And I'm sorry about the discrepancy between the timestamp and the current time, I had some difficulty with finding the button to make a thread and with the captcha.