БУГУРТЫ НА ИНОСТРАННОМ ЯЗЫКЕ ЭКСПЕРИМЕНТАЛЬНЫЙ ТРЕД


STREETS OF BROKEN LIGHTS
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ANDREW, WE HAVE A DEAD BODY, MAYBE CRIMINAL, MOUNT!
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DON'T MOVE! I'M A FOOL, DROP THE WEAPON!
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WE ARE NOT WOLVES, WE ARE FOREST NURSES
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CALL ME WITH YOURSELF, I WILL GO THROUGH ANGRY NIGHTS

HEY MATE, HURRY UP! THE DINNER IS COMING SOON!!
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WE HAVE MEETBALLS!
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WITH PASTA?
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WITH MUSHED POTATO! POTAAAATO!!

LETHAL POWER
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VASILLYI, FUCKING BREAD, SHAKE IT!!
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DOOCALLIS, LET'S GO TO BAR, I KNOW THE BEST PLACE BEST BEER IN CITY
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BUT.....NO HAVE MONEY
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VASYA, VASYA......GO

HEY SON, YOU DINNER?
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NO
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WHAT NO?

Hey, son, when will you find a girl?
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Mom, it's no need
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Fuck, i don't never have Vnukovo

THIS IS OUR COW
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AND IT'S OURS TO MILK

MY FATHER COOKED GREAT DINNER
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FRY TO LOOK AND CHESNOOK
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EATS AND TALK OOOOOU SHHHHHEEET
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IN ROOM PEEL WALLPAPERS

GOODS I NEED GIRL
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HEY SYCHOV, LET'S GO WALKING IN WOOD
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GFTO FISH!!

TI POKAKOL?
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YA POPISOL

>>184909888 (OP)
I'M HUNGRY
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HI YUNGRY! IM DAD

Хрен с ним, можно транслитом, а то вообще не взлетит.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HER?
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YOU CRAZY?

OCHEREDNOY RAZVLEKALOVO SKYCHNY THREAD
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БИТАРДЫ ВЕДУЦА,ОБНОВЛЯЮТ СТРАНИЦУ, АБУ платит 21000 местному модеру/креативщику

>>184910784
Да иди ты нахуй, все вам придумываешь новые треды, а вам подавай старое говно или танцульки с пиздотредами, идите нахуй блять, сами бампайте пидарасы хуевы.

>>184910784
Хуя ты умный

OP IS LIQUID AND BURN

бамп

>>184910918
> Да иди ты нахуй, все вам придумываешь новые треды, а вам подавай старое говно или танцульки с пиздотредами, идите нахуй блять, сами бампайте пидарасы хуевы.
https://2ch.hk/b/res/184894845.html
Лол, почти всё спиздил из соседего треда и ещё выёбывается.Орошил твой ротешник мочой.

>>184909888 (OP)
CREATED AN THREAD
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HEAVEN'T PREPARED BUGURTS

>>184911471
NO BUMPS

>>184911295
Плюнул в тебя обратно, не нравится можешь уйти.

HEY, SON BASKET, IT'S TIME TO ROUND UP
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ENOUGH DRIVING THE DEVILS AROUND THE SCREEN
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LOOK AT YOURSELF YOU'RE ZERO
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IN YOU AGE VANKA EROKHIN HAD ALREADY MARRIED MASHKA AND MADE A BELLYLIVER WITH HER
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LET'S MOVE TO AUNT SRAKA'S DACHA HELP HER WITH THE SQUASHES

>>184912027
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WHAT'S SIT A SYCH
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GO TO STREET, PROBZDIS

>>184909888 (OP)
> DON'T MOVE!
Нет.
DEEP FREEZE! или просто FREEZE!

對外語造成傷害，來自外太空的實驗性糞便

破碎的街燈
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安德魯，我們有一個死的身體，可能是犯罪，安裝！
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不要移動！ 我是個騙子，把武器扔掉！
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我們不是狼，我們是森林護士
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打電話給我自己，我會通過憤怒的夜晚

CREATE THREAD
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BUMPS AND PROGREES
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INCEEL COMES AND TALKING RYAAAA
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GIVE COAL, SHITED

>>184912321
SHIT, YOU?

>>184912413
我有我的佛羅倫薩披薩，所以你的論點是無效的

HAVE YOU EATEN?
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YES
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WHAT HAVE YOU EATEN?

>>184909888 (OP)
PAY THE FINE
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BROTHER! DON'T KILL, BROTHER!
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NOT MY BROTHER YOU ARE, BLACKASS GOOK

>>184912163
WHY ARE YOU SITTING LIKE AN OWL?
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GO GET SOME FRESH AIR
fixed you

>>184912499
Ну как всегда)))

AGAIN AT WORK, FUK.....

EDESH IN BUS
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SIT'S FROM COOL GIRL
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START SMELLS

>>184909888 (OP)

استادیار بخش روابط بین الملل آکادمی
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دیپلماتیک وابسته به وزارت خارجه روسیه، ولادیمیر
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افاتکوف، می گوید: افزایش عرضه انرژی از جنبه
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اقتصادی به نفع روسیه است و علاوه بر این، براساس یک واقعیت جغرافیایی

ANON SUCH I LOVE YOU
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I LOVE YOU AS A FRIEND

OH SYCHOV, I FEEL SO GOOD
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AND NOW PISS ON ME
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HEHE, GIRL YOU AINT GONNA FOOL ME AT THIS TIME
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WAKE'S UP IN A GOOD MOOD

>>184913269
WAKE UP, SYCH, WAKE UP!!!
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YOU CRAP!!! AGAIN!!!

>>184913385
You shit yourself! Again!
fixed you

>>184912679
Life, such life

>>184909888 (OP)
OH SO PRETTY GIRL
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LETS GOOGLE HER NAME
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BABKO MEANS FIRST OR SECOND NAME IN RUSSIAN?

>>184913880
NO NO
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BABKA, NO BABKO

>>184913880
nice one

HEARD YOU
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I'LL CALL MY LITTLE MAN, HE WILL JUMP UP LIKE A SMALL BOAR TO THE HIGH CABINETS AND COUGH ALL THE QUESTIONS
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YES, IT'S ALL ABOUT THREE-DIGIT SUMS
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I WILL PERSONALLY RUSTLE IN THE SOCIAL NETWORKS AND DANCE ALL LIL PROBLEMS THERE
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KISS YOU, I'M ON THE WIRE

>>184914441
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LISTEN, IN CALL

>>184914489
LISTEN, THE DEALS AREN'T DONE LIKE THIS
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THIS GUY IS BLURRY AND HE'S GETTING LOST ALL THE TIME
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WE NEED TO ASSEMBLE NORMALLY AND GRIND THE QUESTIONS

ну ка бамп

>>184917279
CREATED
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DID NOT PREPARE
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DIE LIQUIDLY FARTED
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SOMEONE'S SEMEN FLOWS OUT OF THE BUTTHOLE

>>184911471

LIQUID BUNCH

SON, TAKE IT SHAPKA
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NO MOM IT'S ALL
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SHUT UP AND TAKE SHAPKA BITCH!
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OKAY.....

OH, SON BASKET, WHY AREN'T YOU EATING
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LOOK THERE! THERE ARE BUCKWHEAT, MACARONI, PELMINI!
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EVERYTHING WITH MAYONNAISE, EVERYTHING'S SO TASTY!
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN "SPOILED"?
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NOTHING'S SPOILED THERE, IT WAS LEFT ONLY FOR A WEEK
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OH, YOU, UNGRATEFUL FREAK!
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YOUR MOM STRUGGLED A LOT TO MAKE THIS DINNER AND YOU SAY IT'S NOT ALL RIGHT!
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YOU'RE LIKE YOU IDIOT FATHER, IT'S HIS GENES!

>>184911609
плюнул мочой

>>184912027
>HEY, SON BASKET

SENIORS HERE?

>>184909888 (OP)
LOOSE THE GAME AFTER THE FIRST POST

>>184926049
ON THE PLACE ALL THE SPORTSMANS

>>184920101
WHY ARE YOU SITTING LIKE A BABY OWL???
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WHAT DOES IT MEAN "HICKA"?
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ARE YOU ILL?
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COME HERE AND SIT DOWN WITH US
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TURN ON YOUR MUSIC FOR US
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WHAT IS IT?
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WHAT IS KEY POP?
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TURN OFF, PUT ON KADYSHEVU OR KRUGA

MY LOVELY SON, DON'T YOU WISH TO GO ON UNCLE BAPHOMETH'S BIRTHDAY
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NO"? TELL ME THE REASON
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IT'S NOT A REASON. YOU WILL GO WITH US
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I SAY YOU WILL GO! THAT'S ALL
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PACK YOUR MANATKI AND COME HERE
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YOU ARE UNGRATEFUL MORON, UNCLE BAPHOMETH LOVE YOU SO MUCH
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AND WHAT'S THEN, IF HE BEAT YOU UP IN THE CHILDHOOD
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IT WAS YOUR FAULT
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HE IS KIND, THIS MEAN YOU PROVOKED HIM

FLYING TO THE AIRPORT
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TRAFFIC CONTROLLER IS A GIRL
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YOU ARE TOO SHY TO REQUEST A LANDING
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YOU FELL

>>184909888 (OP)
BASKET-SON

GAVE A BIRTH TO A SON TO BE HAPPY
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WHEN HE WILL GROW UP HE WILL BE A MOM'S HELPER
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SON NOW IS 25 yo
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HE DOESN'T WORK
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HE DOESN'T STUDY
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EATING YOUR PENSION
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WORKING IS FOR SLAVES
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I AM A FREE MAN
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YOU HAVE A SOVIET MIND

HIDING AWAY FROM MILITARY, YOU DON'T WANT TO SERVE IN IT
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ONCE AGAIN AFTER IT'S ARRIVAL YOUR MOTHER TELLS THEM WHERE ARE YOU HIDING
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MILITARY FINDS YOU, MOTHER, TELLING "YOU WILL BE OUR PRIDE, AFTER SERVING YOU WILL BECOME A TRUE MAN" IS SEEING YOU OFF
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TODAY IS 93', YOU LIVE NEAR THE KAVKAZ

>>184913465
fixed your mouth, checking

>>184930369
check it
Fixed you again on the cheek

этот тхреад нужно читать вслух с жутким русским акцентом, заходит годно

>>184911471
EVERY TIME LIKE FIRST TIME.

>>184930483
overpissed to your face

>>184909888 (OP)
Let's buit Zikkurate!

>>184930599
complilators is not compiling any more

>>184909888 (OP)
AAAA I'VE CAUGHT AN OLIVE

>>184909929
ЕБАНЫЙ ХЛЕБ, ШЕВЕЛИ ИМ!
в голосину

>>184929750
you shit around with this Baggort, anon

>>184930595
Why are you pissing on your display?

>>184930666
chiki-briki and you’re one of queens

>>184909888 (OP)
>MAYBE CRIMINAL
>CRIMINAL
Быдло.

>>184930777
Triple won't lie

I know that

>>184930795
i imagine your squeeze face on it and can’t hold on myself.

>>184930859
who can translate the SAMOSBOR pasta to English?

ДОШАО У САРАJEBO
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СЕДИ НА БОЦУ
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РЕЦИ БОСНА КУЛ

>>184931116
I can but I am afraid it will be a long process

>>184930360
THAY LEEEEEFT

>>184931027
Fair enough

>>184931173
REMOVE KEBAB

This thread is fucking hilarious

ТЕПЕРЬ ЭТО ТРЕД ПЕРЕВОДОВ СОВЕТСТКИХ ФИЛЬМОВ ДЛЯ ПРОКАТА В США
“UI” Ops due Alex adventure
Caucuses victim
Ivan Vasilevich getting new job
The irony of fate

>>184909888 (OP)
THIS IS OUR LAND
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IT GIVES US A POWER
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WARGH!
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DADDY CAN

>>184931173
КОСОВО JA СРБЪЯ

>>184931116
Could you please send me some of them? Maybe urls?

>>184931374
DADDY CAN DADDY CAN EVERYTHING YOU WANT!

>>184931558
thanks for responsibility, I will look for the best of it and share to you.

>>184931558
https://vk.com/camoc6op

>>184931590
DADDY IS ABLE DADDY IS ABLE TO DO EVERYTHING YOU WANT!

I think that would be more correct

8-800-550-25-25
BETTER WAY TO CALL BESIDES TO FALL IN MORTAGE

жопа

Я свободно говорю на английском итак если у тебя вопросы, спросишь меня.

>>184931718
this URL is illegal, there’s no internet behind DVOSCH border!
The cancer is owned /b

>>184931720
sure, no problem anon, you right. Able is more appropriate in this case

>>184909888 (OP)
My pops cooks some fucking hellish meals.
Here's a common recipe, because there's a ton of variations.
He gets a soup, but he doesn't warm it up, my pops doesn't do warming up. He gets that soup, pours it on a pan and starts to fry it. Adds a pile of onions, garlic, black and red pepper, FLOUR! for viscosity, and some tomato paste on top. All this is fried until it's smoking. Then pops takes it and lets it cool off on the balcony. Then he brings it back in and starts to eat it, generously pouring some mayonnaise in there. He eats it right off the pan, scratching his spoon. He eats and whispers to himself "holy fuck". He even sweats whie he does it. He kindly offers his meal to me, but I refuse. Should I tell you how he farts afterwards? It stinks so much that the wallpapers start to peel off.

>>184931794
как сказать на английском Осень?

>>184931855
Fuck, you are right, I made a mistake, please forgive me for this.

>>184912316
> DEEP FREEZE!

please get the Florentina story

>>184931662
>>184931718
Thanks, but my english level is a bit weak, so, yeah, I will do it

>>184931978
Autumn
Or, if you are American...
Fall

el abismo es un juguete del diablo, en primer lugar
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en segundo lugar, no hay que fumar marihuana en las esquinas, masturbarse
sólo la inactividad es el juguete del diablo que estoy repitiendo

Hello this dvach?

>>184932086
я сожалеть за это, что проверять тебя. Теперь я видеть ты истинный носитель английский язык. Где ты живёшь сейчас?

>>184932217
Yes. Who calls??

If anyone can imagine, how i want a girl...

BASKET SON, IT'S TIME TO CIRCLE

GRANDS IS IN THE PLACE?

>>184932431
Uncle BAFOMYOT? is you?

>>184909888 (OP)
>STREETS OF BROKEN LIGHTS

PROLETAYA NAD PIZDOI HOHLUSHKI

>>184932792
FLIGHT UNDER COOCOO NEST

おっさんは帽子を買った。
・
あの帽子がちょうどよかった。

>>184909888 (OP)
А вообще у анлоязычных есть свои бугурты, или это отечественное изделие:?

>>184933077
полфорчана бугурты

IF I GOT PAID EVERYTIME THINKING OF YOU
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I WOULD BEG NEAR THE HIGHWAYS
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I'D BECOME THE POOREST HUMAN

>>184933138
Thank u m8

>>184933077
>be me 45

>fetish for youth fuck

>found this site

>found this delightful petite multi year old blonde young woman

>tight ass

>tight pussy

>cum spilling from her mouth after 3 bjs

>horniest night ever... never going to disregard it.

I think I should start from the beginning

YOU ARE LIVING ON THE 556th FLOOR OF THE BUILDING P-46
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YESTERDAY NIGHT WAS THE SAMOSBOR. AGAIN
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IT WAS EVEN ON YOUR FLOOR
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YOU ARE SCARED TO GO OUT BECAUSE SOMEONE GROANS OUT OF THERE
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IN THE BEST CASE SCENARIO LIQUIDATORS WILL ARRIVE IN A TWO HOURS
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A SMELL OF RAW MEAT IS BEGINNING TO SLIP INTO YOUR ROOM

>>184933439
Годно, отнесу на форчан, ждите линк для зоонаблюдения

B U M P
r p y o
i s
n t
g

>>184909888 (OP)
TU AS MANGE?
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TU AS MANGE VOUS?
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LA BAGUETTE

>>184933706
BLYAD как на форчан запостить в /Random если все впн забанены

>>184934124
Блять неправильно, теперь у меня и правда ля богет

>>184934145
Если на random то можно и с русского постить

>>184932224
Хаха, понятно. Англия)

>>184909888 (OP)
Проиграл на весь тред с рунглиша

IL Y A UNE FILLE
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ELLE T'ECRIT "BONJOUR!" A LA VK
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VOUS AVEZ PEUR
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TU AJOUTE ELLE A LA BLACKLIST
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VOUS MOUREZ

>>184933706
Where's your url?

БЫГЫНДА ХАЛЫК КИЛДАОЙГОНДА КИТТЕ УЗЕН КОМНАТТА
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АСЯЙ ЗАЛЫНДА КЫРКАТ "ОМЕЖКИН-УЛЫМ" КИЛЬ БЫГЫНДА, БЫГЫЗ ДАЛЬНИЙ РОДСТВЕННИКЛАР КИЛЬДЛАР
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УСИКАХЕН
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УСЫРАХН

http://arhivach.cf/thread/396067/

>>184912027
> BELLYLIVER

>>184914441
> BOAR
Внезапно, в английском есть уменьшительно-ласкательный суффикс let. Так что будет boarlet

>>184927304
> MANATKI
Интересно, есть ли английский эквивалент

SON-OWL, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
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I'VE INVITED LENOCHKA, BE WITH HER, AND I'LL LEAVE THE HOUSE FOR AN HOUR
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AND WHAT IF SHE WIGHTS A TON, EVERY HEALTHY WOMAN MUST BE A LITTLE CHUBBY
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AND WHAT IF SHE IS 45, THEN SHE IS MORE EXPERIENCED, SHE WILL TEACH YOU LIFE
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AND WHAT IF SHE HAS 3 CHILDREN, CHILDREN ARE HAPPINESS, YOU LIKE CHILDREN, DON'T YOU
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OH, ENOUGH BEING SO PICKY, NO OTHER WOMEN WOULD LOOK AT YOU
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STOP SPEAKING RUDE WITH YOUR MOM! I ONLY WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY

>>184936501
FIRMSHITTER

>>184936854
> AND WHAT IF
Я думаю будет лучше No matter that

>>184936902
TIGHTSHITTER

пофиксил

>>184936902
Toughshitter

>>184936823
Stuff. Это очень многофункциональное слово, но включает в себя и "манатки". Pack your stuff and move on!

>>184936959
Спасибо. Двач образовательный

CREATED BUGURT-TRED
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I DO NOT MANY BUDGETS
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POPOSOL
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SHOWCASE
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FROM VARIETY URCHISH
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FROM THE POINT, WHAT IS WHAT'S THE SPERM
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LIQUID PERNUV DIE

>>184936959
Можно еще и shit использовать заместо stuff

>>184937131
>SHOWCASE

>>184935574
Что за язык? Очень похож на башкирский

GOING WITH YOUR MOM IN 10 YEARS
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QUIETLY, AT THE EAR, TELL WHY YOU WANT TO DO
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ENTRY LITHUARS AND THROMBON, MAMKA FALZETOMA SINGLES:
- MY BASKET WANTS TO SHIT, MY BASKET WANTS TO SHIT
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THE CITIZENS OF CHORUS COLLECT:
- WANTS TO SHIT, WANTS TO SHIT, WANTS-WANTS-WANTS TO SHIT
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BACKWARDS GIVE BATTLES AREA, TAKE OUT JOBS, CLOWNS KEEP INTO A WHEEL, GO ELEPHANTS, HORSE - PARADE, JUGGLERS DROP FLY TORCHES INTO THE AIR, ON A HUGE GOLDEN CARTRIDGE BEAR THE TOILET
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CARRIERS STOP AMONG THE CENTER, MAKING THE AREA, YOU'RE PUT ON A PLAUSE AND SUDDENLY EVERYTHING STILLS, THE CROWD WITHOUT A SINGLE SOUND LOOKING IN TENSION, HOW WILL YOU SHALL SHIT

MAMKA BUYED BUNCH OF CHAMPAGNONS IN FIVE
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DUBAWEAR A MUSHROOM BOWDER, PALATE YOURSELF
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HELP HER TO PREPARE THE TATER POTS, BEAMS
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SOUPCHIK FINALLY WELDED
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PREDICTING THE TREATMENT, PUT ON A CUP TO EAT AT THE END OF A HOT HOT BUCKER AS A HUMAN BEING
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"CRAFTS"
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MUSHROOMS GROWN IN THE DIMENSIONS OF A DIFFERENT CHINESE GMO GENIUS, BY TASTE AND CONSISTENCE AS THE CHINESE ARE RUBBER
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YET WRITTEN BUGURT, SOUP AND MORE SUPPORTED

YOU 22
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GET IN THE ROUTE
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NEAR GIRL YEARS 20-25
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"BOY, GO, I WILL GO"
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> BOY
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ONE THE ROUTE RIDES ON FUEL FROM YOUR PERDAK

Erokhin is carried around school with fire and burns everyone he sees.
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Vanech We have such an active boy
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SYCHOV DROPPED THE HANDLE THAT KATIVSHIS HAS CONNECTED THE UGOTIC LEGS
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REMOVED THE MORATORIUM WITH THE DEATH PENALTY AND QUARTERS

>>184909888 (OP)
ахах
ты типо английский знаешь
ебать
я тоже кое что могу сказать
ай фак ёр матер
а теперь переводи
ахахах
дура

OWL FAMILIES WITH YOROKHIN
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YOROKHIN SIGNS, BITES AND BURSTS SALVE
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- AH, OUR VANECHKA SO FIGHTLY PROBLEM, WELL RIGHT AS A REAL LION!
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OWL NANOSETS EXACTLY ADJUSTED PUNCHES PERFORMED FOR YEARS OF TRAININGS IN THE BOXING SECTION
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- SYCHEV, YES YOU A FOOL! SOMEBODY, SURE SYCHEV, AND NOT THERE, IT WILL HANDLE NOW

BUGURT-TRED CLASSICAL
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DID NOT BUILT BUTTINGS
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TURNED ON

>>184935574
>УСИКАХЕН
@
УСЫРАХН
обосраллся

>>184926049
George, it's you? Do you remember me? I was your classmate. I found out you according to your split mind words and yousulfurs. Remember, how all our class desolated in your cup in 3 class, on sweeteater? You had drink, autolicked and require more. And after came in your father, that same janitor, that on Washington st. raped the dog and got conditional time for stolen syrok from shop. He came in classroom, all get many fun, and you had crusher yourself from shame, but after said, that all your life you will hate janitors, and in 9 class, when you go on raid, to otpizdit' their, they let you on circle, and after you get on you ass 8 seams. How are you, George?

PAINTED FENCE
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SOMEONE WROTE ХYN
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FARTING LIQUIDLY DIES