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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:20:18 #1 №87968360 
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The night has come, the schoolboys are in bed, why don't we have one of these good ol' English threads?

Feel free to write anything here in English! Except for politics.

Don't correct somebody's mistakes unless they ask for it themselves. We don't want to have another shitstorm about the grammar.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:22:46 #2 №87968531 
I have taken account of the mistakes in the OP text that you pointed out, and fixed them.
Once you say there's something wrong, I'll... I'll be very angry.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:26:54 #3 №87968806 
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sageАноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:32:16 #8 №87969165 
>>87968360
IDI NAHUI
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:32:35 #9 №87969190 
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sageАноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:35:58 #13 №87969432 
>>87968360
You are obkakun'kalsya
@
Wake up on lecture
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:36:10 #14 №87969449 
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sageАноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:37:21 #17 №87969543 
sage
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:37:28 #18 №87969550 
I schoolboy and i do not in bed, i here, in this tread. Hahahaha
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:37:35 #19 №87969556 
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sageАноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:37:44 #20 №87969567 
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sageАноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:38:15 #21 №87969608 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:39:17 #25 №87969689 
>>87969640
>newfag thinks sage pulls thread down
sageАноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:39:19 #26 №87969695 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:39:37 #27 №87969715 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:39:46 #28 №87969732 
Sup. OP, did you even try to think in English? Also, french people have god tier accent.
sageАноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:39:53 #29 №87969742 
>>87969689
suck cock, bitch
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:39:57 #30 №87969746 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:41:05 #31 №87969835 
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>>87968360
>shitstorm about the grammar
Mmm, such a thin request!

But anyway, hello m8s, whats going on?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:41:26 #32 №87969860 
>>87969732
I did, yeah. But it's difficult, my brain's always trying to switch back to Russian.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:41:33 #33 №87969873 
Can somebody give a good guide about using tenses right because i suck at that?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:41:39 #34 №87969879 
>>87969732
French cant into English
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:41:58 #35 №87969911 
>>87969873
give me*
self-fix
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:42:25 #36 №87969941 
>>87969873
Not only at that, my son.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:42:46 #37 №87969971 
>>87968360
Copypaste from 2ch, disperse, guys.

Настала ночь, школьники в постели, почему бы нам не иметь один из этих добрым английским потоками?

Не стесняйтесь писать здесь что-либо на английском языке! Для политики, кроме.

Не исправить чьи-то ошибки, если они не просить об этом сами. Мы не хотим иметь еще shitstorm о грамматике.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:43:35 #38 №87970028 
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>>87969732
>french people have god tier accent.
Are you living in some kind of parallel universe? French are too arrogant to even know English, though if they know - they're speaking incredibly bad!
sageАноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:44:11 #39 №87970074 
>>87968360
PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:44:40 #40 №87970107 
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>>87969971
I lost.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:45:02 #41 №87970138 
>>87969835
How much I hate leet.
If in Russia it's kinda ultimate underground slang, in USA it's quite common.
These "i c u m8" faggots are just everywhere.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:46:08 #42 №87970223 
>>87970028
>>87969879
http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=o9S43TOrxYE

And it's not just a cute girl. It's the good accent, really.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:47:44 #43 №87970346 
>>87970223
I spoke to several French in UK and all of them had the worst accents ever
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:48:37 #44 №87970411 
>>87969835
I always thought that "m8" is the meme, based on the british special forses, just like ours "tovaristch mayor!".
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:49:09 #45 №87970449 
>>87970138
Hm, I just noticed your problem, mate. Try to spend some time on 4chan, and your perception will be fixed.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:52:05 #46 №87970677 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:52:30 #47 №87970722 
>>87968360
иди нахуй
/thread
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:52:51 #48 №87970751 
>>87970223
I had some conversations with bunch of French, they all spoke quite bad, literally, they tried to speak English pronouncing all the words like those words would be French words, absolutely terrifying. Only one of them has strong speaking skills. And he told me, that its very common in France, that nobody speaks English, because they are too proud to be French, they think, they're chosen once, or some crap like this.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:53:03 #49 №87970774 
>>87970677
Лол

они
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:53:22 #50 №87970795 
>>87970028
Two cups of tea for this jentleman
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:53:23 #51 №87970798 
>>87970223
>tfw u c m8s speaking four and more languages when you can't master only English
btw I don't find her cute. She looks pretty much like a pedovka.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:53:52 #52 №87970838 
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>>87970411
Top kek, you just did my night, m8.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:55:16 #53 №87970958 
>>87970798
Same shit, bro. She looks like typical tumblr girl. Hate them.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:56:02 #54 №87971024 
>>87970449
It's like "if you hate gays, become one"? No, thanks. I'll continue to hate and never h8.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:56:41 #55 №87971077 
>>87971024
As you wish.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:58:33 #56 №87971244 
American here. Ask any questions you have.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 00:59:40 #57 №87971324 
Wie der Scheiß inner Toilette: Ich habe kein Interesse
Ich fühl mich sicher mit dem Sägeblatt an meiner Kette
Ich bleib bei meinen Leisten: Kasse sehen reingreifen
Fluchtwagen einsteigen, im Knast mit ein' Bein
Ich will um jeden Preis reich sein
Ich kann LIDL nicht mehr sehn', ich will Kavier und Weißwein
Wer hat gesagt es wird leicht sein? Du musst reich sein
Schneid dir eine Scheibe von mir ab, ach was nimm drei Scheiben
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:02:30 #58 №87971572 
>>87971324
Every goddamned thread some Germanfag vomits abominating notes in the ich-mich language.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:03:21 #59 №87971635 
>>87968360
I am working a monkeys job, it's freaking useless, actually I am doing it right now. I have to check several server parameters every hour, and call an admin if shit is going too far. 2 undergrads in MSTU and MSUESI, PADI dive fucking muster and where the heck am I now. Sitting in the office at night, filling reports, capcha dvachuu, so I feel myself useless. Wage, wage is about 600 usd/month.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:03:40 #60 №87971658 
>>87971572
Ich hasse dich, Bernd!
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:06:56 #61 №87971896 
>>87971635
Move to Europe, m8, nothing to do here.
>>87971324
Halt die Klappe und raus hier!
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:08:57 #62 №87972041 
onefoureighteight

White Sucks Power

onefoureighteight
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:09:02 #63 №87972051 
>>87971896
> lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:09:21 #64 №87972070 
>>87972041
Ты ДЕВУШКА?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:09:37 #65 №87972096 
>>87972051
>top lel
fix
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:11:02 #66 №87972203 
>>87971658
Hitler's follower! Traitor to the Motherland!
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:13:15 #67 №87972370 
>>87968360

>the schoolboys are in bed
>the schoolboys are in bed
>the schoolboys are in bed

Kids, you should say.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:13:17 #68 №87972372 
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>>87972203
INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCH
@
ONE MILION MAN AT WAR, THE SOVIET WRATH UNLEASHED
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:13:55 #69 №87972433 
>>87972096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weMfQGVFEKQ
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:14:51 #70 №87972508 
>>87972372
> ONE MILION
> MAN


> 2015
> SOVIET
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:15:38 #71 №87972563 
>>87972370
Kids <> schoolboys.
There's nothing wrong about kids.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:16:26 #72 №87972628 
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I'm from Texas, USA.
Ask me anything.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:17:19 #73 №87972703 
>>87972563
Fox Kids
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:17:29 #74 №87972715 
>>87972563
Especially when it comes to their pussies.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:17:33 #75 №87972725 
>>87972372
>MILLION MEN
фикс
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:17:47 #76 №87972739 
>>87972508
Soiuz Nerushimyi Respublik Svobodnykh
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:18:07 #77 №87972769 
Night, m'lords. Ye will to enhance yer adroitness in eloquency?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:19:14 #78 №87972841 
>>87972739
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
über alles in der Welt,
wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
brüderlich zusammenhält.
Von der Maas bis an die Memel,
von der Etsch bis an den Belt,
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
über alles in der Welt!
Deutsche Frauen, deutsche Treue,
deutscher Wein und deutscher Sang
sollen in der Welt behalten
ihren alten schönen Klang,
uns zu edler Tat begeistern
unser ganzes Leben lang. —
Deutsche Frauen, deutsche Treue,
deutscher Wein und deutscher Sang!
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
für das deutsche Vaterland!
Danach lasst uns alle streben
brüderlich mit Herz und Hand!
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
sind des Glückes Unterpfand;
blüh im Glanze dieses Glückes,
blühe, deutsches Vaterland.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:19:25 #79 №87972854 
>>87972715
Monsieur knows a thing or two about perversions!
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:19:25 #80 №87972855 
>>87972739
Rossiya Svyaschennaya Nasha Derzhava
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:19:27 #81 №87972856 
>>87971896
I am doing my Cisco CCNP (doing, stealing from CBT), so I am stuck in Moscow for one year or more. Tonight I am feeling especially sick, don't know exactly why.
I am gonna quit this job within day or two if I find something better, my "labor book" already looks like it were in a shredder so many jobs and gaps. HR sometimes telling me that I am actually fit for a job but they worry about my stability.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:19:50 #82 №87972886 
>>87972841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmheo9bePH8
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:19:51 #83 №87972887 
>>87972769
>will to
Иди проспись, бахлуй.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:20:14 #84 №87972912 
>>87972628
murica?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:20:49 #85 №87972953 
>>87972887
Du wird kopfgefikt
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:21:08 #86 №87972975 
>>87972912
sosnovyi bor?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:22:26 #87 №87973064 
>>87972769
Do not blame me sir, but I'm afraid this high conversation will not be understood by our narrow-minded schoolboys, which dwelling in the hell of their ignorance.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:22:39 #88 №87973076 
>>87972769
Yes, my sir. In what way shall I render my wit as sharp as thine?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:23:30 #89 №87973139 
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>>87972975
huevii dvor
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:23:45 #90 №87973153 
Singing Sinking Dying Diving
Loving Leaving Pulling Pushing
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:24:35 #91 №87973207 
>>87972856
At least, you actually can find a job, you're damn lucky.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:24:37 #92 №87973208 
>>87972975
Yobba, eto ti?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:25:29 #93 №87973259 
>>87973153
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la

Living inside and waiting for the night
Living it up when someone gets the light
My body will go where music goes
Where I can lose control

Never gonna give it up
I ever wanna stop
Never ever give it up
I'll never give it up
Never gonna give it up
I never wanna stop
Never ever give it up
I'll never give it up
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la

Taking it in and begging for some more
Spinning around and sliding cross the floor
I'm gonna be where music shows
The color of every soul

Never gonna give it up
I never wanna stop
Never ever give it up
I'll never give it up
Never gonna give it up
I never wanna stop
Never ever give it up
I'll never give it up
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la

In the night I'm never lonely
Out of sight I'm never lonely
Never lonely
Oh, oh yeah
Oh, oh

Never gonna give it up
I never wanna stop
Never ever give it up
I'll never give it up
Never gonna give it up
I never wanna stop
Never ever give it up
I'll never give it up
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn_gfN10KyY
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:26:36 #94 №87973326 
>>87972975
sosnitckii.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:26:39 #95 №87973330 
>>87973259
>La, la, la, la, la
Putin huilo
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:26:39 #96 №87973331 
>>87973208
Tol'ko ne nachinay!
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:26:44 #97 №87973333 
>>87972563
No doubt the word "kids" is not the same "schoolboys" is. However, when it necessary to outline someone's age and puppyhood, "kids" fit better.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:27:11 #98 №87973353 
>>87973207
how old are you? do you wanna have my job?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:27:18 #99 №87973363 
>>87973076
Thou hast, my scion. Upon thy path shall thou tread and stagger all and sundry with thy tongue!
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:28:09 #100 №87973422 
>>87973330
Proґrav z pidlyuvou
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:28:15 #101 №87973430 
>>87973333
kidboys
schoolkids
schoolkidboys
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:29:15 #102 №87973487 
>>87973430
schoolfaggots
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:29:24 #103 №87973496 
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>>87972912
Yes
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:29:52 #104 №87973521 
>>87973487
schoololdfags
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:29:58 #105 №87973530 
>>87973333
>dat grummar
>teaching someone
i have no face
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:30:43 #106 №87973577 
>>87973530
Just lose it!
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:31:04 #107 №87973602 
Blya, pasani, kak wiuchit' angliyskiy, podskajite
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:31:35 #108 №87973639 
>>87973496
Shame on you, you mispronounced " F*ck YEAH!!"
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:31:49 #109 №87973650 
>>87973602
Какой левел у тебя и какие планы на английский?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:32:14 #110 №87973678 
BLYA PACANI YA MASLEENU POIMAL
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:32:24 #111 №87973686 
>>87973496
Why's there so much faggotry about which state one comes from?
In Russia, for example, it doesn't matter where you are from. You are hated everywhere with the same intensity.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:32:46 #112 №87973713 
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>>87973639
FUCK YEAH
COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN DAY YEAAAAAH
TERRORIST YOUR GAME IS THROUGH, BECAUSE NOW YOU HAVE TO ANSWER TO...
AMERICAAAAAA FUCK YEAH

is that better?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:33:58 #113 №87973790 
>>87973678
A NU DAVAI DAVAI
CHEEKI BREEKI I V DAMQUE
`
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:34:13 #114 №87973803 
>>87973363
бля это траллет кто-то так? как научится поэтическому английскому или как он называется?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:34:25 #115 №87973822 
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>>87973686
Because America is big and there are rivalries between states.
I wouldn't want anyone to think I'm a filthy Californian.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:35:12 #116 №87973868 
>>87973650
На уровне 5 класса школы, я полагаю, а английский нужен для чтения книг, а в перспективе для общения.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:35:35 #117 №87973892 
>>87973496
it's hard to be a homo in lone star state
it's hard to be a homo in USA
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:35:36 #118 №87973894 
>>87973803
Это выебоны ENE
Читай Шекспира, Байрона и копируй стиль
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:35:53 #119 №87973913 
>>87973353
Im 20, not sure, if I wanna have your job, I wanna have at leas some... Job. With enough salary, for sure.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:36:21 #120 №87973938 
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>>87973892
what?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:36:27 #121 №87973947 
>>87973803
Ранняя Металлика и Мегасмерть в помощь, они там выебывались как могли.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:36:30 #122 №87973952 
abama abizяna
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:39:08 #123 №87974140 
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London is capital of Great Britain.
К сожалению, это весь мой английский.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:39:36 #124 №87974169 
>>87973713
HELL YEAH
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:39:45 #125 №87974178 
>>87974140
I am very much
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:41:06 #126 №87974260 
>>87974140
You know english very well
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:41:08 #127 №87974261 
>>87974140
>2015

You gonna go far, kid, definitely.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:42:19 #128 №87974343 
>>87973868
Книги технические или художественные?
Говорить по работе или о жизни?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:42:21 #129 №87974346 
>>87968360
21 years old. getting bachelor's degree in goddamit useless law(top ua uni, but who fucking cares?).3rd and 4th year grades kinda suck. With no money, possesing only the knowledge of 1 normal language(eng) and 2 slave(that's right rather slave than slav)language and such looser background am I doomed to living in the post soviet shithole till the rest of my life unless i restart my life and start from scratch in a civilized western country? Am I not too old to go in for the first levels of uni?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:43:15 #130 №87974408 
>>87974346

By the way, anybody was in Austria?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:43:44 #131 №87974434 
>>87973913
Ok. Now I have to make some reports.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:43:45 #132 №87974437 
>>87974140
u know engirlsh lingwige veri vel mai blek brozer
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:43:53 #133 №87974444 
>>87974346
Go as a political immigrant to the US and live happily ever after
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:43:59 #134 №87974455 
>>87974343
Книги художественные, а говорить по работе.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:44:45 #135 №87974504 
>>87974408
Why is their countryside so s@turated?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:45:09 #136 №87974527 
Hi everyone! Maybe, does a little interview?

Questions:
1) Sex
2) Age
3) Education (level of education, specialization)
4) Your profession
5) Salary
6) Are you happy with your life? Why not?

Ok, I'm started:
1) M
2) 24
3) higher education (economics)
4) I've lost my job (ex anykey)
5) ex salary = 10k rub.
6) No
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:45:12 #137 №87974532 
>>87974346
I am 27 and I am not too old for the same crap
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:46:13 #138 №87974611 
>>87974346
Not too old, but getting closer, you had to escape much, much earlier. But, anyway, apply to some european uni, it would be a good start.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:46:35 #139 №87974634 
>>87974504
Feels like you been teleported into some sort of fairytale lol. Neighboring Italy doesn't have such riot of green colour. fckn fgt monkey asshole. What's wrong with "s@turated"? Why is it in the spamlist? Bloody sandnigga turd
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:46:54 #140 №87974652 
>>87974408
Yep, such a beautiful country. But Germany is better.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:48:02 #141 №87974726 
>>87974444
U joking, right?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:48:07 #142 №87974733 
>>87974527
>1) Sex
male
>2) Age
20
>3) Education (level of education, specialization)
In university, getting 4 year degree in Computer Science
>4) Your profession
Student
>5) Salary
n/a
>6) Are you happy with your life? Why not?
No. I have no friends and spend all my time on imageboards.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:48:40 #143 №87974780 
>>87974527
1) No have, i'm virgin
2) XXI
3) Programmist JavaScirpt ept
4) Manager McDuck
5) Che
6) No, i'm russian and i dont like my life, but i like drink vodka
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:49:38 #144 №87974850 
>>87974780
>No have, i'm virgin
Sex = пол, м/ж
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:50:31 #145 №87974930 
>>87974455
> художественные
Это долго. Поверь. Английский - очень богатый на лексику язык. Около 500к слов общей лексики и столько же спец.терминов. Согласись, за джва часа столько не выучить.

Художественные книги по методу Ильи Франка советую в начале и никакой ёба классики.

> говорить по работе.
Это уже лучше. Есть набор ситуаций, которые тебе нужно обсудить. Осталось расписать эти ситуации и найти их эквиваленты на английском.

В любом случае, грамматику до уровня В1 нужно подтягивать и английский слушать аудио, смотреть видео...
В этом деле один существенный минус: время. Больше времени - лучший прогресс, только времени, как показывает практика всегда не хватает и поэтому очень немногие сами уходят выше уровня А2.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:51:29 #146 №87974989 
>>87974850
fack you proxykakel belagandonniy
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:51:50 #147 №87975013 
>>87974652
Deutschland ist immer besser!
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:52:45 #148 №87975071 
>>87974989
chomu ty tak vvagaesh? Ya g tobi ne yakuis' hohol z Ukrainu.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:55:47 #149 №87975267 
>>87973822
Russia is bigger. Still it doesn't make any actual difference if you're from Vladivostok or Kaliningrad.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:55:59 #150 №87975279 
>>87974532
Good luck, m8. Hope you succeed in it.
>>87974611
I just didn't know the difference before. Travelling really gives a person a pure view of how people deserve to live and be treated.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:57:03 #151 №87975352 
>>87975267
Murmansk or Moscow. No difference at all.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:58:50 #152 №87975453 
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>>87975267
That's because all of Russia is one big shithole.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:58:55 #153 №87975462 
>>87974930
Ещё большая проблема, что не могу найти один конкретный источник для изучения. В интернете конечно много инфы, но она не сгруппирована. Можешь посоветовать какой-то конкретный источник?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 01:59:26 #154 №87975491 
Would you like to visit USA in the 70-s?
http://izifunny.com/2013/04/02/time-for-history.-usa-in-the-70s-47-pics.html
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:00:16 #155 №87975547 
Ok, now for your education.
Before there was time, before everything. There was nothing. And before there was nothing, there were monsters.
Am i the only ine here who watches cartoons with subs just to make my english better? I know this is silly to practise in english like that, but it is a good way to pick up some new words. Of course, this is not only reason why i don't like russian-sounded versions of cartoons, i just like original voices and try to catch non-translatable puns and phrases in which creators put special meaning and maybe easter eggs.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:01:06 #156 №87975594 
>>87975352
Welp, people Moscow & St. Peterburg are somewhat superior (they think so) to the citizens of the other cities, but there's no such strict territorial disctinction as in America. No one ever says, like, "I'm from Siberia and proud of it, God be blessed I'm not Saratovian shit"
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:03:18 #157 №87975728 
English have I learnt for gears; but still unable to say a thing. Wherefore shall I live, monsieurs?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:04:07 #158 №87975774 
>>87975547
I am a big fan of Adventure Time(dunno watch any other cartoons).
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:04:45 #159 №87975812 
>>87975462
А его и нет. Только тем и занимаешься, что ищешь интересную и полезную информацию на разных сайтах, в разных книгах.
Аудиокурс по фонетике tree or three; ship or sheep рекомендую,
Лексику начни с привязкой к своей специальности учить. Благо словарей тематических, равно как и учебников типа English for %Profession_name% прилично.
Грамматика...да любой из учебников для начала сгодится. Хоть Оксфордского издательства, хоть Кэмбриджского, хоть из США.
Скачай их, посмотри какой тебе понятнее и визуально больше нравится.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:04:51 #160 №87975820 
>>87975491
>you have an unique opportunity
What could be wrong here?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:07:46 #161 №87976019 
>>87975594
C'mon, you can be a shitty man on Obama care in both CA or NY...
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:07:58 #162 №87976036 
>>87975453
I'd like to see what you'll say when we fry your murrican asses.
Btw you haven't yet provided any proofs that you're american.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:08:28 #163 №87976065 
>>87975812
Спасибо, а ты сам хорошо знаешь английский?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:10:09 #164 №87976155 
>>87976036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aprqBkHUjA
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:10:37 #165 №87976180 
>>87976065
Нет, я диванный. Хуйню всякую новичкам советую, чтобы тоже не могли выучить как я.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:11:58 #166 №87976250 
>>87976155
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:12:24 #167 №87976276 
>>87976065
Смотря что для тебя "хорошее знание".
Всякие элиты вроде этого: >>87976180 разумеется знают лучше, но мне моих знаний хватает, чтобы английский был моей основной профессией.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:12:34 #168 №87976284 
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>>87976036
>fry your murrican asses
Calm down vlad, I'm just having fun with you.
I'm too lazy to make a timestamp, here's a timestamp from last time I posted on 2ch.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:13:35 #169 №87976349 
>>87975491
Boy would I be happy to live there in the 70s. The golden age of everything on Earth and the right place to enjoy life.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:17:58 #170 №87976597 
>>87976284
>took someone else's photo from an old thread
>too lazy to make a timestamp
Okay.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:19:07 #171 №87976649 
Texas-boy, are you still here?
I have a question for you. How much money does a person need to live 6 months in the US, untill he gets a job?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:20:36 #172 №87976725 
PUT IN OVERPLAYED YOU AMERICAN FAGGOTS!
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:22:13 #173 №87976815 
>>87976725
Mnogokhodo v ochko again?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:22:18 #174 №87976821 
>>87976649
Depends on how cute you are.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:23:40 #175 №87976895 
>>87976276
Переводчик? Преподаватель? Синхронист? Репетитор?
Вот засранец, заинтриговал и съебался.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:24:25 #176 №87976937 
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>>87976815
YESS
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:26:23 #177 №87977042 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:27:10 #178 №87977087 
It's 6:29 in my place. I want to sleep.
2ch, let me go to bed!
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:27:24 #179 №87977104 
>>87976649
I really don't care if you believe me or not.
>>87976597
$600 USD a month for a cheap apartment that you share with another person.
 Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:28:38 #180 №87977175 
>>87976821
Переводчик, преподаватель, репетитор. Теперь точно съебался.

Пиши на мыло, если есть вопросы.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:31:21 #181 №87977317 
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>>87968360
LIBERATE!
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:32:14 #182 №87977352 
>>87977104
And what about food\insurance\transport fees\random ?
Let me put it this way, how much does an average newcomer spend all in all per month?
Disregard buying Iphone 6 plus every day or Tesla p85D.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:33:07 #183 №87977398 
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>>87977317
No
Аноним OP 09/03/15 Пнд 02:34:11 #184 №87977451 
Texas guy, is it all right with the OP?
These threads are created every day with the same header, so I want it to be spotless.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:37:53 #185 №87977641 
bump
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:38:42 #186 №87977690 
One for the road
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:41:24 #187 №87977836 
bump
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:46:02 #188 №87978071 
bump
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:47:23 #189 №87978156 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:47:57 #190 №87978187 
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Guys, guys, do you want to read random stories?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:48:02 #191 №87978193 
>>87977352
$600 usd - apartment
$150 usd - food (you have to spend your money wisely)
$41 usd - for a monthly bus pass in my city
$100 usd - extra money in case I missed something

Total: $891 usd a month

If you get a good job it will come with health insurance. You might be able to get health insurance from the government since you don't have a job.

>>87977451
Yup, it's good.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:48:06 #192 №87978198 
How much longer will I be bumping this thread like an autist?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:49:55 #193 №87978291 
Where's lolfag btw? In spite of being quite a faggot, he would always enliven the thread.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:50:33 #194 №87978329 
>>87978193
Thank you very much for your answer!
Hope to see you again in another E-thread.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:50:58 #195 №87978357 
>>87978291
Who is lolfag?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:52:16 #196 №87978415 
>>87978291
enliven
> lol
Russian kal'ka as it is
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:52:30 #197 №87978431 
>>87978329
http://livingwage.mit.edu/
This might be helpful for you.
Although it is a high estimate because you can live for cheaper.
Be very frugal and don't waste your money on silly things and you will be OK on $900 usd a month.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:55:57 #198 №87978599 
>>87978357
That faggot who always finds your mistakes and points them out. All of his posts were like:
>people which
lol

He appeared to have a good command of English but also be way too captious carping at every little thing you say.
This >>87978415 bastard doesn't seem to be lolfag though. Too strange a coincidence, once you mention him he shows up!
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:57:51 #199 №87978682 
>>87978415
I think your wrong.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 02:59:34 #200 №87978774 
200st is mine you suck
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 03:27:24 #201 №87980007 
bump
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 03:34:45 #202 №87980300 
>>87969689
why not?
mediumfag
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 03:40:52 #203 №87980533 
Bump to this useful thread.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 03:43:45 #204 №87980658 
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>>87968360
Well let's try to imagine all those schoolboys are already in bed, but actually I think you're one of them lol. So I want to ask you some general questions. The first one sounds like that: do you suck cocks?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 03:49:16 #205 №87980868 
>>87969971
>>87968360
By the way, what about the nabeg to 4chan with all this transliteration shit? It would be kind of fresh shit I guess. What do you think guys and shlyukhs? Discuss.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 03:50:26 #206 №87980919 
>>87968360
how do i speak eng? is it hard ?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 04:14:15 #207 №87981894 
>>87973153
Deliver it, pls.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 09:06:20 #208 №87989306 
>>87968360
Hohly are pidorasts, OP is sucking dicks, exuse my grammar and shit, buy!
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 09:07:59 #209 №87989372 
>>87980300
It just stays were it was.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 09:12:15 #210 №87989527 
What's good, phaggets ?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 09:13:40 #211 №87989573 
>>87989527
Does 4chan has a mirrors?
sageАноним 09/03/15 Пнд 09:19:11 #212 №87989752 
All you shitbrainfuckers here don't knowing how to property write in English stupid cunts.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 09:23:22 #213 №87989902 
>>87989752
Where's your punctuation ?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 09:31:40 #214 №87990215 
Русский язык для англоговорящих как речь мастера Йоды.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 09:32:29 #215 №87990247 
>>87989752
> property write
sageАноним 09/03/15 Пнд 09:33:44 #216 №87990295 
>>87989902
In your moms ass you snowwhite bitch
>>87990247
Dayn tries to imply somethings he don't understand
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 09:55:28 #217 №87991170 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 10:39:04 #218 №87992887 
>>87989372
Fuck. I always thought the sage pull that shit down. Threads kinda Putin sdelal khod konyom, you know. I'm in tears.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 12:09:15 #219 №87997964 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 12:19:38 #220 №87998595 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 12:21:31 #221 №87998717 
I have to deprive myself from sleep in order to keep the thread.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 12:26:07 #222 №87999006 
ТРЕД ЖИВ
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 12:34:00 #223 №87999514 
I need somebody I can trust to look after the thread for a few hours... because I really want to sleep.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 12:41:29 #224 №88000126 
faggots
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 12:43:41 #225 №88000290 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 12:49:34 #226 №88000654 
Putin huilo
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 12:50:09 #227 №88000695 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 12:59:11 #228 №88001308 
>>87968360
Here i go, guys. I'm 20lvl and i'm want to up my english. In university we have 2lessons\week, but lvl of education is too low. I cant learn it by myself, bcause i'm lazy moron. But i can go to translators lessons, can it help, or i'll just spend my money? How did you learnt it?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 13:01:16 #229 №88001458 
I've been learning english for about 5 or 6 months, first time I read all the grammar rules carefully and tried to memorize them as well as the new words. Uhm, actually I've been learning it in a proper way for 3 months or so and since then all what I do is just watching some media shit like cartoons, movies or anime with english subs. Have no motivation to sit in front of textbooks at all. Not entirely sure why I did type all this here, but whatever. I just have no one single person to practice by typing or speaking via skype. I know there are a lot of mistakes in what I typed above, but I don't give a fuck now. Keep doing your best, guys. And yes, I'd be happy if you could show me my mistakes.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 13:06:37 #230 №88001817 
>>88001458
That's a really good result even for half a year. Here's a text I wrote when I'd been learning English for a few months:
>Life of an usual kern is concentrated on cunt. All boys are convinced that. And now imagine:
>You think only about having a sex and you hear about THEY which don't give a fuck. GODDAMNED!
>You forgot your dreams and work hard to buy and have a girl. But THEY don't give a fuck.
>You fuck ten whores for a month and pretend an alpha because you think live like that is true. But THEY fucking needn't girls and don't envy you.
>So, the three thoughts above aren't logical but the gomophobia is irrational. It's able to say that gays call into question the main man value, that is, the success with women. The ones who have problems with it boogoort much and become a homophob. Latent gays require special consideration but they aren't so much as homophobs.
Yes, I'm retarded.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 13:15:22 #231 №88002401 
>>88001308

There are a few steps how to >go to translators lessons
Step 1: Don't.

>>88001817

> I'm retarded.
Yeah, totally. But it's ok.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 13:19:03 #232 №88002677 
>>88002401
>Yeah, totally
I expected to hear something along the lines of "don't say that, bro, you're not, look how good your English now is" and shit. I'm disappoint.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 13:24:45 #233 №88003092 
>>88002677
Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I feel all empty inside now. I'm being a dick. Your english is way too awesome, and you're an adorable person. Thank you so much for being here and just for being you. I didn't realize you were so a fragile person. I hope I can be forgiven.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 13:26:49 #234 №88003250 
>>88002401
>Step 1: Don't.
Why not?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 13:29:01 #235 №88003411 
>>88003092
Incredibly fat.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 13:32:14 #236 №88003665 
>>88003411
I was gonna to type /SARCASM/ there, but thought you would be able to understand me. Actually, your english skills are really way better than mine. I hate myself for being such a lazy piece of shit.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 13:32:48 #237 №88003724 
> gonna to type
gonna type
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 13:39:04 #238 №88004175 
>>88003250
English isn't that difficult to learn. If you had to deal with Chinese or something like this it'd be ok to take lessons, but not when it comes to english in my opinion. My language skills aren't perfect at all, but I kill my time doing literally nothing. Don't do like I do and you'll be alright. It's gonna take you a while, but eventually you'll be able to communicate in english quite easily.

Still, I hope someone could show me my the most stupid mistakes.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 13:42:55 #239 №88004447 
>>88004175
>I hope someone could show me my the most stupid mistakes
You shouldn't have questioned your proficiency because the sole serious mistake you've made so far is
>my the most stupid mistakes
>my the
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 13:48:08 #240 №88004867 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 13:54:03 #241 №88005313 
fly like a ТЯН
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 13:57:39 #242 №88005592 
>>88004447
Oh, such a silly mistake.
Gotta go now, because have some shit to do. Hopefully the thread will still be here when I'm back.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 14:31:31 #243 №88008176 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 14:38:20 #244 №88008751 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 14:40:24 #245 №88008916 
>>88005592
>Hopefully ... will
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 14:40:49 #246 №88008947 
>>88005592
>will ... am
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 14:44:20 #247 №88009206 
>>88004175
>Chinese ... this
>Still inapt choice of word
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 14:46:04 #248 №88009332 
>>88008916
>>88008947
> lol
Wow, who's the good boy? Who did notice anything there? Whooo's the good boy? Right, you are. And will you tell me what's exactly wrong there? My english is really shitty. But stop being an asshole and typing lol, please.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 14:46:18 #249 №88009356 
>>88003092
>feel all empty inside
>am being a dick
>for being you
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 14:47:24 #250 №88009447 
>>88009332
>Who did notice
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 14:48:10 #251 №88009524 
>>88001458
>I read all the grammar rules
You're such a lier!
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 14:51:52 #252 №88009812 
>>88009524
> lier
lol

Anyway, I don't wanna type here anymore. I'm upset. And it's because of you. Now I'm totally sure my english is terrible. I'm gonna go cry somewhere. Thank you. You opened my eyes.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 15:01:16 #253 №88010533 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 15:18:58 #254 №88011801 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 15:19:22 #255 №88011836 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 15:26:30 #256 №88012348 
>>88009812
Fok yuo, lolka-chan!
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 15:41:19 #257 №88013511 
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Что за хуйня?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 15:59:40 #258 №88014960 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 16:36:53 #259 №88017341 
>>88014960
Бамп
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 16:42:25 #260 №88017788 
>>88013511
володя
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 17:41:32 #261 №88022152 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 17:43:03 #262 №88022251 
>>87968360
How are you today?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 17:43:15 #263 №88022263 
>>88013511
Введи "диплом на лицо", вообще ухохочешься.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 17:53:10 #264 №88022935 
>>88009812
Take it easy, man. My butt, too, was all on fire when he found mistakes in every sentence I wrote.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 17:56:52 #265 №88023196 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 18:18:23 #266 №88024707 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 18:24:05 #267 №88025077 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 18:28:06 #268 №88025394 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 18:29:36 #269 №88025509 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 18:30:26 #270 №88025568 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 18:31:00 #271 №88025616 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 18:31:21 #272 №88025636 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 18:36:37 #273 №88025992 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 18:37:19 #274 №88026055 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 18:37:40 #275 №88026071 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 18:38:49 #276 №88026155 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 18:41:05 #277 №88026348 
>>87968360
I am Ivan from Russia and i have seme nuclear missiles on backyard of my village house.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 18:41:40 #278 №88026379 
>>88026348
some
russian fix
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 18:43:23 #279 №88026469 
>>87974527
1) no i'm virgin
2) 21
3) nedo-higher education (mgimo not finished)
4) loader
5) 300-400$
6) Fucking no
sageАноним 09/03/15 Пнд 18:43:50 #280 №88026500 
Ясно.

Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 18:45:44 #281 №88026621 
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Russia will invade USA very soon. Prepare your gay butts for our nuclear missiles. The age of New Soviet Union is near!
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 18:48:53 #282 №88026821 
>>88008916
А что не так с hopefully... will? Часто натыкаюсь на всякие hopefully, it won't rain; hopefully, i'll get it и т.д
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 18:57:09 #283 №88027334 
>>87975491
>Would you like to visit USA in the 70-s?
But you'll wake up in Sovok with some shitty spots in your bed and soviet parents. You will die hearing "Amerika zagnivajet bljat'"


Also, Texas is too hot State, Washington has better climate
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 18:57:55 #284 №88027393 
>>87978193
Are you an immigrant?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 18:57:59 #285 №88027399 
>>88026821
Да он уже сам не знает, к чему приебаться.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 19:05:01 #286 №88027904 
Ну вроде же начали постить, куда опять все посъебались?
БАМП, блять.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 19:08:27 #287 №88028144 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 19:13:18 #288 №88028483 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 19:20:52 #289 №88029005 
>>88001308
Go to 4chan, you are fucking lazy bastard. Also, try to watch movies without traslate but with subtitles. Do not thank me.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 19:24:56 #290 №88029342 
>>88022935
> My butt, too, was all on fire
I didn't win.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 19:29:29 #291 №88029641 
>>88029342
Explain yourself.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 19:32:36 #292 №88029834 
>>87968360
>schoolboys are in bed
No, lol.
Preparing anus for muh Engrish exam.
Did anybody else passed them?
What's the PROHITS?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 19:33:16 #293 №88029870 
>>88029641
It means I don't know how to say it in another way that I'm not win when have read it.
I lost?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 19:34:46 #294 №88029974 
>>87974527
Bump! Also sex = пол (м/ж)
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 19:37:16 #295 №88030145 
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>>88029834
> Engrish
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 19:38:41 #296 №88030243 
>>87974780
> 1) No have, i'm virgin
>>88026469
> 1) no i'm virgin
I lol'd
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 19:40:57 #297 №88030419 
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Guys can you pass an interview in English? Is this okay if I would make horrible mistakes in grammar?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 19:41:43 #298 №88030472 
>>88030145
What is on this map?
Areas for tractorjacking?
I mean, is there any profits to get graded on this subject when you're emploeing on the job?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 19:46:40 #299 №88030837 
Looks like I'm a Thrad Killer...
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 19:49:58 #300 №88031103 
>>88030472
> Areas for tractorjacking?
Lolwut?
It's a separatist region of Russia in 2020, you can take a screenshot of it.
>>88029834
> What's the PROHITS?
You can talk with all your twoch's friends without any barriers. Is that not enough? Lol.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 19:50:06 #301 №88031114 
>>88030837
Thread is dead, baby.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 19:52:02 #302 №88031278 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 19:52:46 #303 №88031340 
>>88031114
If you want to kill zombie you should cut off his head, by the way.
I saw it in "Shaun of the dead". Good movie. Have you watch it?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 19:53:23 #304 №88031395 
>>88031103
>You can talk with all your twoch's friends
Fair reward for ten yars of dick kicking
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 19:54:06 #305 №88031444 
>>88030419
Please answer.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 19:54:33 #306 №88031484 
>>88031395
Sure!
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 19:56:33 #307 №88031655 
>>88030419
Dunno, lol.
If u cant's say something properly for sure, better avoid it. You can speak like a REAL HUMAN BEAN, nobody will be checking out your pizding skills, but all mistakes will be marked.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 19:56:43 #308 №88031665 
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>>87968360
>English on level /b/
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 19:57:40 #309 №88031742 
>>88031665
Level /b English
have fixed you
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 20:01:22 #310 №88032035 
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>>88031742
>42
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 20:02:35 #311 №88032141 
>>87968360
МАМКУ ТВОЮ ФАКАЛ
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 20:03:45 #312 №88032230 
>>88031665
The cat is on place, I'm calm.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 20:04:41 #313 №88032314 
Good evening, men. How did you spend your weekends?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 20:05:16 #314 №88032356 
>>88032035
What's wrong with that 42?
newfag
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 20:06:01 #315 №88032421 
>>88032356
GTFO, newfag.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 20:07:11 #316 №88032521 
>>88032314
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 20:07:21 #317 №88032534 
>>88032421
What does GTFO means?
newfag
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 20:08:12 #318 №88032609 
>>88032314
I have fucked your chubby mom the whole weekend. Oh, it was sooo good. Also, she said I'm jeweler when I cum in her decrepit pussy, lel.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 20:08:46 #319 №88032649 
>>88032534
What does newfag means?
GTFO
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 20:11:03 #320 №88032815 
>>88032609
Not sure about the grammar. I guess it should be something like have been instead of just have. Does anyone know which rule is correct?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 20:11:11 #321 №88032828 
>>88032609
Why did you do that to mommy's pussy? I loved pussy, pussy was so special, soft and warm.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 20:12:03 #322 №88032918 
>>88032828
And pussy goes meow, it's so cute.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 20:14:05 #323 №88033106 
>>88032828
What do you mean by why? We fucked her together in threesome. Also, you was an operator. It's a shame you don't remember what have we do last weekend.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 20:15:37 #324 №88033232 
>>88032649
Get the fuck out, dude. Why cant you goddamn google it?
>>88032815
I have been fucking ur mom the whole week. this way is better, i guess
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 20:18:18 #325 №88033464 
>>88033232
> I have been fucking ur mom the whole week.
But you didn't it, lol. Your dick is too small (only 2 inches) to satisfy my mom.
> Why cant you goddamn google it?
What is google?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 20:20:41 #326 №88033647 
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>>88033232
I knew it, but then I forgot it and now I recall it. I'm slightly an idiot.

>>88033106
You're a bad bad person. Don't do that to my pussy again.
sageАноним 09/03/15 Пнд 20:23:12 #327 №88033845 
тян
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 20:23:56 #328 №88033903 
>>88033647
> Don't do that to my pussy again.
Sarah, is that you? Holy shit... How are you?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 20:24:01 #329 №88033911 
>>88033464
Well,you're wrong, it's 5.6, fella.
your mom's gonna love it
Google is your mom's vagina coz you can find there abso-fucking-lutely everything
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 20:26:07 #330 №88034077 
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>>88033903
Stop trying to insult me and my pussy or I'm gonna kill you, faggot.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 20:29:51 #331 №88034398 
>>88033911
> Google is your mom's vagina coz you can find there abso-fucking-lutely everything
Lol, it was thin, okay.
> it's 5.6
Not so big difference you know. It's only 0.6 cm. But I like how you want to grow. I wish you will have 6 cm in the near future because you deserve it, lol.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 20:38:08 #332 №88035095 
>>88034398
screw you, guys, i'll better go watch some south park
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 20:55:45 #333 №88036629 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 21:05:06 #334 №88037566 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 21:11:27 #335 №88038161 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 21:14:57 #336 №88038487 
Why do you keep bumping this thread? There are a lot of more interesting threads there sarcasm, such as threads dedicated to tyans, omega problems, roulettes etc. Are you stupid? Go and join them. Everyone looks at you and laughs.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 21:14:57 #337 №88038488 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 21:22:16 #338 №88039134 
>>88038487
I was kidding. Let's keep it going. Bump.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 21:29:06 #339 №88039702 
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Hello gusy how are you all i'm fine. tell me bout yourselves. i realy do love anime my favorite is atack on titanans and gulity crown they are the best masterpieces of times you know. this is a good tread i'm almostly fluentl at english buy the wey.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 21:31:48 #340 №88039926 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 21:32:05 #341 №88039947 
>>88039702
>times you know
>almostly
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 21:32:16 #342 №88039958 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 21:32:36 #343 №88039989 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 21:33:03 #344 №88040028 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 21:33:54 #345 №88040111 
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> gusy
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 21:34:16 #346 №88040136 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 21:35:05 #347 №88040210 
>>88040111 to >>88039702
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 21:35:10 #348 №88040221 
>>88039947
impostor, GTFO!
true lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 21:35:23 #349 №88040239 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 21:36:27 #350 №88040334 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 21:36:34 #351 №88040340 
>>88026621
Our armies are strong, brave and ready to strike on western capitalism. Our chinese allies will help us in building the world wide socialism.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 21:38:16 #352 №88040498 
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>>88040340
and what anime do you like tel me pleases i want to know it let s chat together pls
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 21:38:29 #353 №88040515 
>>88040340
Comrade Putin will lead us to victory! To victory that workers and villagers will have over the expluatation and capitalism.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 21:39:12 #354 №88040579 
>>88040515
pls aniime
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 21:40:43 #355 №88040742 
>>88040498
Like every normal soviet patriot, I hate chineese porn animation. The best animation films in the world are our soviet animation films.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 21:40:48 #356 №88040757 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 21:41:20 #357 №88040794 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 21:42:59 #358 №88040935 
>>88040742
i know one squirrle in the mist called hmm nice but nothing special you know
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 21:43:55 #359 №88041014 
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Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 21:44:48 #360 №88041095 
>>88040221
proof
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 21:45:43 #361 №88041179 
>>88041095
this
true lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 21:46:40 #362 №88041271 
>>88040935
My favourite soviet animation called "Hey, Stop!". It is about wolf who chasing the hare, but he could never catch him.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 21:47:51 #363 №88041370 
>>88041271
>wolf who chasing
>noun ... called
true lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 21:49:34 #364 №88041528 
>>88041370
I am Ivan from Russia, if you don't like something i will launch my missiles on your gay capitalist city.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 21:55:33 #365 №88042102 
>>88041528
>launch...on
true lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:03:37 #366 №88042858 
>>88040742
Serving Soviet Union!
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:07:43 #367 №88043288 
>>88041271
Seems like it's a copy of our Tom and Jerry don't it?
USA-coon khuy, but who cares? lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:10:50 #368 №88043609 
>>88043288
>don't it
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:11:25 #369 №88043680 
>>88043288
> don't it
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:13:04 #370 №88043834 
>>88043680
You again?
true lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:13:59 #371 №88043924 
>>88043834
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:14:54 #372 №88044016 
Didn't read this tread, but want you will excuse me, and will say something like:"Oh! Uh! Look at this anon, he is awesome! Two teas for him, please!"
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:16:02 #373 №88044102 
>>88044016
Bump for my epic vyser
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:16:47 #374 №88044148 
Bump bump bump this fcucking thread
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:17:13 #375 №88044190 
>>88044016
>want you will
true lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:17:43 #376 №88044228 
>>88044016
tell me somesthink about youself i'm especially interetd in what anime di you like anon two teas for him yes
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:18:28 #377 №88044298 
>>88044190
Why are you doing this?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:18:40 #378 №88044315 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0uNBpC-0Zo
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:19:42 #379 №88044409 
>>88044016
>tread
Hey, awesome guy, maybe you want to say "thread"
IRL it's me, but who fix fails so dully
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:21:03 #380 №88044534 
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>>88044298
Just let him do his things.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:22:08 #381 №88044634 
>>87973822
İ lol'd. Cali - weather, women and weed. Texas - rednecks, mexicans ABD filth.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:25:15 #382 №88044945 
>>88044228
Your grammar is top kek, can you repair this and after this work - ask me about anime
sageАноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:25:33 #383 №88044980 
Nahui.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:26:12 #384 №88045023 
Without sage, please
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:26:15 #385 №88045032 
>>88044298
I'm driving you out.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:27:28 #386 №88045146 
where to?
did you tel me a bout anime you liike already?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:27:50 #387 №88045180 
>>88045146
>>88045032
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:29:24 #388 №88045328 
>>87968360
Hello, my dear magicfriends! I want to learn INGRISH myself. What books or video trainings or some another bullshit you advise me? Thanks!
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:29:48 #389 №88045374 
>>88044945
i can't do it low kek if you please i fluently in english i say everithing only by with my intuition i know it might be hard to got what i'm tyoing but if you keeep learning englsh you will understand me enough i believe
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:30:16 #390 №88045415 
>>88045328
Will advise me, of course

speed fix
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:30:21 #391 №88045425 
>>88045032
>>88045328
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:31:36 #392 №88045556 
>>88045328
look you are rely happy and lucky you came here today be cauze i'm here now and i can advise you all you cud need to lernt it
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:31:41 #393 №88045564 
>>88045374
You speak like an alien but I got what are you trying to say.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:33:36 #394 №88045759 
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>>87968360
АНУ ЧИКИ БРИКИ В ДАМКИ
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:33:55 #395 №88045802 
>>88045328
Macmillan books, they got all levels starting from elementary.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:34:12 #396 №88045831 
>>88045564
oh thank you you will be ably to speak like me too you just ned more practise this all you have a potentiall
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:35:00 #397 №88045914 
>>88045415
Give an advice
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:37:04 #398 №88046079 
14259298248540.jpg
Чё бля пендосы поганые вы тут несёте?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:38:53 #399 №88046262 
>>88046079
Nothing, just discussing the ways of destroying Russia and shit, usual pendoss business.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:42:06 #400 №88046576 
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>>88046262
чё ты там в моей россиюшке развалить хочешь, сцуко? А ну сюда подошёл
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:42:09 #401 №88046580 
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>>88045556
You're fucking nigger! I hate your damn accent, black piece of shit, lol.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:45:28 #402 №88046873 
>>88046580
im not a black at all you just judging from what i saw you just envy me but i dont care brcause i don't evil and i undesrtand you all are friends keep saying english gusy we have an ok thread


Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:45:38 #403 №88046889 
>>88046576
Теперь это музыкальных инструментов Россиюшки
/thread
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:46:47 #404 №88046994 
All this thread fuck my ass, bucouzze you can it!
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:48:24 #405 №88047167 
>>88045914
>an advice
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:48:59 #406 №88047230 
>>88046873
You should try to work as a translator. You have a God talent.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:49:57 #407 №88047320 
>>88046994
Yeeeeßßsssssss! Usausausa
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:51:43 #408 №88047495 
>>88047167
What's wrong? All is correct. But if "lol" is an advice - that's ok, lol.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:52:10 #409 №88047536 
>>88047230
yes i know i was even was even at stream of some guy from texase he was spkeaning english of cource, and you know there was soo big audience so i speak there up and they were all impressed by egnlsh skils they even clap clap me all 3,5k people i was so happy but i didn't shouw it because i know i was worth it
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:53:07 #410 №88047634 
>>88043834
>You again
true lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:53:13 #411 №88047640 
>>88047495
Search for "an advice" on Google.
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:54:12 #412 №88047731 
>>88047640
>on Google
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:54:14 #413 №88047737 
>>88047634
>true
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:54:16 #414 №88047740 
>>88047167
I know its uncountable but who gives a fuck, a lot of native speakers use article before advice, so when in Rome do as the Romans do.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:55:32 #415 №88047858 
>>88047634
>>88047640
>>88047731
>>88047737
so much impostors
such famous
wow

anon who created lolfag
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:55:54 #416 №88047892 
>>88047740
> its
it's.
>>88046889
Now it's English grammar
/thread
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 22:59:02 #417 №88048189 
>>88047858
The 1st and 3rd posts aren't mine. Someone else's trying to pose as lolfag here.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:00:00 #418 №88048281 
>>88047892
I don't think that grammar is even matter anymore. The purpose of any language is to deliver information from one man to another man and minor grammar mistakes are not critical obstructions for this process.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:00:11 #419 №88048295 
>>88048189
who that might be?
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:00:49 #420 №88048356 
>>88048189
> lolfag here
I'm here, lol.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:00:56 #421 №88048370 
>>88048281
>even matter
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:01:16 #422 №88048403 
>>88048356
where?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:01:19 #423 №88048408 
ok gusy i have to go now don't be disapointed too much i will probbly be here tomorow amd you will be able to ask me anythink you want me to awnser i know it's a rare evint when someone like me comes here but it ok shortly speaking bey bey gusy see all of you lateer
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:01:59 #424 №88048466 
>>88048281
If you don't want to sound like immigrant shit, you should enhance your grammar.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:02:04 #425 №88048474 
>>88048370
What's wrong with that?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:02:17 #426 №88048492 
>>88048356
proof
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:02:41 #427 №88048528 
>>88048403
Everywhere. Lolfag is kind of God. He is everywhere, lol.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:02:46 #428 №88048534 
>>88048474
matter is a verb you dummy
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:03:23 #429 №88048586 
> don't fix mistakes
If so, why did you create this thread?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:03:42 #430 №88048610 
>>88048281
я думать что грамматика не иметь значение больше. цель любой язык доставить информация от один мужчина для другой мужчина и мелкий грамматика ошибки не критический препятствия для такой процесс
true lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:04:38 #431 №88048689 
>>88047858
I've invented the word "lolfag". If it weren't for me, you'd still be that idiot who says "lol" everywhere.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:04:51 #432 №88048709 
>>88048466

>your grammar
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:05:31 #433 №88048760 
>>88048610
я думати що граматика не мати значення більше. мета будь-яку мову доставити інформація від один чоловік для інший чоловік і невеликий граматика помилки не критичний перешкоди для такий процес
правда LOL
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:05:34 #434 №88048765 
>>88048689
>weren't for me
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:06:07 #435 №88048823 
Hi guys, what's going on in this thread? I've seen it a few times while scrolling through /b/ but this is the first time I've opened it. Also, grammarnazi comments on my messages are welcome.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:06:33 #436 №88048860 
>>88048765
Are you one of those motherfuckers who always say "I wish I was" and shit?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:06:36 #437 №88048863 
>>88048689
May I suck you dick to show my gratitude?
lolfag
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:07:20 #438 №88048918 
>>88048466
Nope, all these fresh off the boat fuckers who studied English in their universities sound like they are mix of Queen Elizabeth and Putin with their proper grammar and pronounciation. So its easy to pick a wannabe Englishman Vanya anywhere.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:07:37 #439 №88048941 
>>88048860
Yes, I'm motherfucker. In particular, yourmotherfucker.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:08:25 #440 №88049016 
>>88048918
> they are mix of Queen Elizabeth and Putin with their proper grammar and pronounciation
Proigral.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:08:29 #441 №88049022 
ВЫ СУКА ПИДОРАХТИ ЕБАНЫЕ
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:08:39 #442 №88049034 
>>88048823
you post is grammatically correct. Welcome!
true lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:09:11 #443 №88049091 
>>88048823
Do you suck cocks?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:09:51 #444 №88049159 
>>88049091
Be nice to newfag, beach!
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:09:53 #445 №88049163 
А чей-та вы тут делаити?))
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:10:27 #446 №88049219 
>>88048823
Thine eloquency is venerable; thine adroitness unerring.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:10:31 #447 №88049227 
>>88049034
Not the same about your post, lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:10:31 #448 №88049228 
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>>88046576
>tfw the first thing you noticed was that loli on the left
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:10:37 #449 №88049237 
>>88048534
Ok, my bad, but you didn't get the point though.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:10:40 #450 №88049240 
>>88049159
Oh, wow.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:11:11 #451 №88049276 
>>88049227
>Not the same
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:11:22 #452 №88049291 
>>8804916>>88049163
Rusky Rusky Davai Davai Cyka Blyat
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:11:23 #453 №88049294 
Dolphin, you are here??
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:11:29 #454 №88049305 
>>88049237
>my bad
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:11:58 #455 №88049335 
>>88048863
>show my gratitude
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:12:06 #456 №88049344 
Where is SAGEfag?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:12:17 #457 №88049360 
>>88049294
> are you
not lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:12:21 #458 №88049366 
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>lol
>2015
>not using "jej"
C'mon gramps, get with the times. Step it up, old man.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:12:54 #459 №88049414 
>>88049360
>not lol
lol
sageАноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:13:02 #460 №88049419 
>>88049344
I'm listening to you.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:13:25 #461 №88049449 
>>88049419
Pee on you.
sageАноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:13:30 #462 №88049452 
>>88049414
non-lol?
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:13:37 #463 №88049460 
>>88049305
Its an idiom, you idiot. Go and get some practice with native speakers.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:13:55 #464 №88049487 
>>88049452
>non-lol
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:14:03 #465 №88049498 
>>88049460
>Its
fake but lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:14:12 #466 №88049518 
14259320529780.jpg
>>87968360
How could i miss this shit?
I used to live in both US and UK for a couple of years, and i worked and lived in Netherlands and Belgium this summer. Ask your questions away.

Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:14:14 #467 №88049519 
>>88049460
>Its
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:14:45 #468 №88049566 
>>88049487
unlol
inlol
dislol
antilol
fake lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:15:01 #469 №88049583 
>>88049518
> US and UK
>Netherlands
>ask.. away
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:15:11 #470 №88049597 
So many lolz
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:15:17 #471 №88049606 
>>88049566
>
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:15:37 #472 №88049630 
>>88049597
>lolz
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:15:39 #473 №88049634 
>>88049449
How about if I will put smelly katyah right in your throat?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:15:49 #474 №88049645 
>>88049583
>lol
Lolfag
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:16:18 #475 №88049677 
You've caught a Fsh.
It has no I's.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:16:24 #476 №88049690 
>>88049634
I don't mind tho.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:16:30 #477 №88049704 
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>>88049460
Well congratulations! You got yourself baited you into replying to an obvious bait post! Now what's the next step in your master plan?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:16:34 #478 №88049708 
>>88049634
Oh, I like smelly katyah. Put it into my throat please
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:16:58 #479 №88049727 
>>88049518
What do you do for living?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:17:14 #480 №88049758 
>>88049704
> you
lol, that was unintentional.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:17:20 #481 №88049768 
>>88049704
Pee on you.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:17:48 #482 №88049808 
Why do monkeys love saying lol?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:17:49 #483 №88049811 
>>88049758
>that was
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:18:20 #484 №88049855 
>>88049808
>monkey ... say
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:18:21 #485 №88049856 
>>88049034
Glad to hear that. I've been sharpening my linguistic skills for some time now, but there's little opportunity for actual practice since native speakers are almost nonexistent anywhere near me and 4chan and other foreign imageboards are too crowded for me. It seems almost impossible to have a real conversation with their ultrafast posting rate.
Also, why are you guys using "lol" at the end of every message?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:18:36 #486 №88049880 
>>88049690
Coprofag in the thread.
All should go to the bathroom.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:19:08 #487 №88049912 
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>>88049768
Jokes on you, dimwit. I've already urinated into your teapot.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:19:32 #488 №88049947 
>>88049856
>Also, why are you guys using "lol" at the end of every message?
Because
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:19:54 #489 №88049972 
From now on, whoever says "lol" (except for me) will get some urine on his face.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:20:10 #490 №88049993 
14259324105310.jpg
>>88049583
No idea what's wrong with you, if you can't control your laughing - go see a doctor

>>88049727
I'm a milling machine operator, some high-end shit, cutting through steel like it's a cheese. And i sometimes work as a translator, as i did in Netherlands.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:20:26 #491 №88050019 
>>88049704
So what? Nothing wrong to show some petukh his place around parasha once more.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:20:40 #492 №88050041 
>>88049972
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:21:17 #493 №88050087 
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>>88049704
To blow this thread up wiht no survivors and get away with it, of course.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:21:42 #494 №88050134 
>>88050087
Tryhard, lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:22:29 #495 №88050190 
>>88049993
Do you smoke weed?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:22:33 #496 №88050197 
>>88049856
>why are you guys using "lol" at the end of every message?

It's a sign that we laugh at

>the part in green

It might be a grammatical mistake or a syntaxical one. Sometimes a problem arises due to inapt choice of word.

Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:22:33 #497 №88050198 
>>88050041
Obossal thee.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:23:27 #498 №88050273 
>>88050041
Blyat lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:23:40 #499 №88050302 
>>88049856
> 4chan and other foreign imageboards are too crowded for me
What do you mean?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:24:21 #500 №88050362 
>>88050302
Too dohuya ludey there, I want to say.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:24:52 #501 №88050398 
>>88050302
It means your fat ass is too big to let anyone else be there
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:25:06 #502 №88050426 
OP, it's time to cut overcut
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:25:37 #503 №88050476 
>>88050362
And what? I don't understand what you are trying to say.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:26:10 #504 №88050515 
>>88050476
>I don't understand
Learn English, asshole!
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:26:46 #505 №88050559 
>>88050515
English Nazy Force Here!
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:27:00 #506 №88050588 
>>88050398
Too fat, lol. But not so fat like your mom's ass, of course.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:27:38 #507 №88050631 
>>88050515
I ssu tebe on the face.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:27:39 #508 №88050632 
>>88050588
Don't touch my mom or I will kill you
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:27:58 #509 №88050659 
>>88050631
>on the face
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:28:04 #510 №88050672 
>>88049856
>4chan and other foreign imageboards are too crowded for me
Eh? You think 8chan is crowded?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:28:07 #511 №88050676 
>>88050588
>fat ... mom's ass
Go play dota 2
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:28:27 #512 №88050703 
>>88050672
How about 16chan?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:28:34 #513 №88050712 
>>88049856
I am awed by your deftness; in what way have you ameliorated your flair so neat and refined?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:29:12 #514 №88050759 
>>88050712
>google translate detected
true lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:29:56 #515 №88050818 
What is bumplimit in /b?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:29:58 #516 №88050824 
>>88050190
Sometimes, sure. Never did in US or UK, though.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:30:02 #517 №88050830 
>>88050426
That way I'll see you again. No I won't.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:30:29 #518 №88050858 
>>88050830
>That way
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:30:31 #519 №88050862 
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>>88050134
You're a big guy.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:30:31 #520 №88050863 
>>88050676
> Go play dota 2
Have you learned your lessons?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:30:41 #521 №88050882 
>>88050759
Fix your detector, cutie.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:31:08 #522 №88050917 
>>88050858
Then "then"
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:31:27 #523 №88050939 
>>88050863
Why do you ask? Wanna copypaste my homework?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:31:41 #524 №88050958 
obosralsja
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:32:07 #525 №88050988 
net ya ne kakal
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:32:23 #526 №88051010 
>>88050672
Well, of course, the "too crowded" part was meant for well-known-around-the-world boards only. On the other hand, less known imageboards are pretty much lifeless.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:32:34 #527 №88051025 
>>88050863
Ye and I'm taking my books for tomorrow ... See you in class, bro!
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:32:53 #528 №88051055 
14259331735650.jpg
>>88050824
> Never did in
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:33:20 #529 №88051093 
>>88051025
>Ye
lol

Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:33:58 #530 №88051143 
you are poehavshiy
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:33:59 #531 №88051145 
14259332398360.gif
>>88050862
For thee.
tfw fucking slavs don't appreciate ebin baneposting memes
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:34:05 #532 №88051152 
>>88051055
KOKOKO GRAMMAR NOT NEED
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:34:09 #533 №88051158 
>>88050939
Yeah.
>>88051025
I hope you have prepaired your anus as well, lol.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:34:26 #534 №88051178 
1
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:34:29 #535 №88051183 
>>88051145
hello, big gay
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:34:43 #536 №88051199 
2
sageАноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:35:07 #537 №88051232 
3
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:35:27 #538 №88051262 
4
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:35:40 #539 №88051282 
6
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:35:45 #540 №88051285 
>>88051158
Not as well, sry. But i love you, my sweet faggot <3
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:35:48 #541 №88051289 
5
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:36:06 #542 №88051318 
1 - one
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:36:15 #543 №88051328 
6
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:36:19 #544 №88051335 
>>88051055
Eh? I mean, I'm not the guy you're replying to, but I think "to do weed" sounds right.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:36:26 #545 №88051339 
2 - two
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:36:36 #546 №88051352 
>>88051152
Damn you're right, boy!
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:36:41 #547 №88051364 
>>88051262
Well, gays and slyukhs. How about PEREKAT?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:36:42 #548 №88051367 
4 - four
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:36:52 #549 №88051381 
3 - three
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:37:20 #550 №88051420 
6 - six
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:37:31 #551 №88051435 
>>88051367
>>88051381
Twoch cannot into numbers
sageАноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:37:41 #552 №88051444 
5 - five
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:38:02 #553 №88051468 
6 - sea
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:38:16 #554 №88051490 
0 - 0
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:38:21 #555 №88051498 
>>88051335
> Never did it in US and UK
I guess.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:38:22 #556 №88051499 
7 - save van
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:38:37 #557 №88051522 
1 - adin
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:38:44 #558 №88051529 
Let's make a dictionary

Двач = Twoch
тян = slut
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:38:47 #559 №88051532 
7 - 7UP
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:39:17 #560 №88051573 
8 - eight
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:39:40 #561 №88051611 
>>88051529
Иди на* - Idi Nahuy
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:39:42 #562 №88051613 
9 - nine
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:40:12 #563 №88051639 
10 - tеn
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:40:16 #564 №88051643 
>>88051611
KAK D'JELA?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:40:16 #565 №88051644 
>>88051532
weppanck ditectid
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:40:22 #566 №88051652 
>>88051611
Иди нахуй = go onto dick
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:40:34 #567 №88051669 
>>88051529
>тян = slut
You know, it's a weeb word. And they have those in english. It's fucking retarded to transliterations like this one.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:40:46 #568 №88051684 
РАЗ МЯГЕНЬКО
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:40:52 #569 №88051689 
>>88051643
vse ochen ploxo
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:41:03 #570 №88051700 
>>88051669
> It's fucking retarded to MAKE transliterations like this one.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I WISH I WAS DED
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:41:25 #571 №88051723 
>>88051652
go onto dick, bro
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:41:32 #572 №88051729 
>>88051700
I WISH I WAS KEK
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:41:38 #573 №88051740 
ДВА - Two (ту)
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:41:49 #574 №88051753 
>>88051723
not you
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:42:13 #575 №88051777 
>>88051700
>I WISH I WAS
lawl
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:42:33 #576 №88051802 
>>88051753
>not you
ofc not me, genius
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:43:15 #577 №88051852 
ТРИ - three (я тебе покушать принес)
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:44:10 #578 №88051923 
Anon have you shed your foliage? I haven't bc I'm a basket.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:44:16 #579 №88051933 
4 - Четыре Four (ФО)
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:44:26 #580 №88051946 
>>88051777
>lawl
lol
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:44:51 #581 №88051980 
>>88051729
>tfw you're not anthony burch
Feels good, man.
>>88051777
>imblying :DD
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:45:19 #582 №88052018 
25 - TWENTY FIVE - ДВАДЦАТЬ ПЯТЬ
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:45:58 #583 №88052063 
Skolko yastrebiteley bilo?
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:46:04 #584 №88052070 
300 - THREE HANGRID - ТРИСТА
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:47:04 #585 №88052158 
>>88052063
Dont bite me pleaze
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:47:17 #586 №88052175 
>>88052070
It's spelled "Tree Hagrid", you dunce.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:48:58 #587 №88052303 
>>88052175
Inscription in the elevator: "No more than three Hagrid".
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:49:41 #588 №88052356 
11 - Zavtra v shkoly - Tomorrow in the school
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:50:26 #589 №88052414 
>>88052356
:'(
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:50:47 #590 №88052453 
>>88052414
fuf (((
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:51:27 #591 №88052512 
Vse ya spat'
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:52:04 #592 №88052554 
>>88052070
You should suck tractor-driver cock, lol.
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:52:10 #593 №88052563 
A xotya v fap tred zaidy
Аноним 09/03/15 Пнд 23:52:13 #594 №88052567 
>>88052356
You realise that they call universities "schools" too, right?
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:05:13 #595 №88053680 
Guys we are sinking!
On the 5th page now.
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:05:39 #596 №88053714 
This thread will get 600 posts!
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:06:31 #597 №88053803 
>>88053714
No it wont
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:06:34 #598 №88053807 
Am I alone here?
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:09:12 #599 №88054019 
>>88053807
Yes.
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:10:00 #600 №88054081 
>>88054019
How did you find this thread?
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:10:53 #601 №88054142 
>>88054081
I saw it on the main page and never closed the tab, duh.
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:11:32 #602 №88054197 
>>88054142
Clear.
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:16:47 #603 №88054609 
bump
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:16:59 #604 №88054624 
ya vernulcya,im back,go next
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:17:27 #605 №88054650 
44 - FOURTY FOUR
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:18:00 #606 №88054691 
100 - ONE HUNGRED
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:19:06 #607 №88054769 
Мы где? We are gde?
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:20:00 #608 №88054840 
>>88054769
Kto mi to blyad? K komy ti obrashaeshja?
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:20:22 #609 №88054872 
>>87968360
>09/03/15 Пнд 04:20:18
This thread has lived for 24 hours. It's a new record!
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:20:31 #610 №88054885 
>>88054840
Я ОДИН ЗДЕСЬ НАХУЙ!
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:21:12 #611 №88054932 
>>88054885
I'm one is here
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:22:06 #612 №88054998 
GO TO PLAY SHASHKI!
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:22:16 #613 №88055018 
The thread is nearly on the last page. From my calculations, we have less than 10 minutes.
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:22:44 #614 №88055051 
>>88055018
I blame the pedophiles.
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:22:50 #615 №88055061 
How many of us are here? Me and one poekhavshy samefag?
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:23:30 #616 №88055120 
>>88055018
EB TVOY MAT' BLYAD!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SUUUKAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAA
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:24:08 #617 №88055172 
>>88055061
Bratishka davai pokushaem
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:24:21 #618 №88055188 
>>88055061
USAfag reporting in. Ask you dirty answers.
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:24:24 #619 №88055191 
6 minutes or so, guys. It can't be helped.
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:24:54 #620 №88055226 
>>88055188
brother,how are you?
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:25:30 #621 №88055274 
>>88055226
I'm fucking fine! And what about you, my Russian friend?
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:25:31 #622 №88055278 
14259363319470.jpg
>>88055226
Have we started the fire?
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:26:47 #623 №88055386 
This thread is lying on deathbed.
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:27:14 #624 №88055413 
>>88055274
Go to bed,bro
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:27:53 #625 №88055459 
>>88055413
But it's evening now here. And I should do my work now.
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:28:28 #626 №88055493 
kak tam perekat-perekatich?
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:28:38 #627 №88055508 
>>88055459
You mean HOMEWORK?
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:28:58 #628 №88055530 
>>88055493
Nohow.
Аноним 10/03/15 Втр 00:29:27 #629 №88055564 
>>88055508
Kek. Nyet.
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